From Twitter 05-09-2011
- 12:32:17: RT @ebertchicago: You know, that song "My Way" has made a lot of assholes feel virtuous.
- 12:38:54: Today is a classy day-just covered up a chip in toenail polish w/ sharpie marker, & added more duct tape around the gap of window screens.
- 12:41:42: Screens don't fit the window frame, so there is a 1&1/2 inch gap that bugs flew through until I remembered that duct tape fixes everything.
- 12:45:55: They've been taped up for about a year now since building management told me that using sealant would lose me the security deposit. Idiots.
- 14:17:27: Argh why does no one around here sell the one moisturizer I've found that will work w/o my acne exploding. Sucked it up and paid $9 shipping
- 17:59:56: @ poisontaster Amen! That and endive. Both nasty pale things chefs jam in salads because of their slender appearance.
- 18:17:57: @ 01_gav Hell to the yeah. This is why I can't watch some of season 3 w/ Martha fans, I get all irrationally jealous on Rose's behalf.
- 19:06:33: Can you legally murder someone for blasting Twilight movies on their speakers?
- 21:21:24: @ RiffTrax for Pirates of the Carribean (describing Tortuga): "If Deadwood was overrun by a Ren Fest." That sounds like my ideal vacation.
- 21:24:20: @ TheNerdyBird Poor thing! I get like that if there's a fly loose in my bedroom, I'd never be able to sleep after your sighting.
- 21:25:57: #Uganda "Kill the Gays" bill could be passed in 48 hours-sign this urgent petition to stop it! #AllOut4Equality http://t.co/PxCtE69
- 21:30:54: @ TheSeg Sadly it's Eclipse by now, and I only own the original, as I couldn't bear the thought of watching more. You make a good case though
- 21:36:37: If I watch the 4th Pirates of the Caribbean movie, it will be because of Ian McShane, beloved by me since turn as Deadwood's Al Swearengen.
- 21:41:50: I always figured that if bleeding Elizabeth had ended the curse in the 1st Pirates movie, she would have been promptly gang-raped to death.
- 22:28:33: RT @LIFECOACHERS: Keep touching yourselves; we don't want you having sex with other humans and making moron babies.
- 22:43:30: @ _BlueBeetle_ Go shack up with Booster. Best friend laws mean he has to welcome you!
- 22:45:36: Reading about Christian militia movements on Wikipedia (I forget reason I began) is a guaranteed way to make me pessimistic re: America.
- 22:47:21: I am impressed at the degree of unmedicated crazy in the Christian Patriot militia movement though.
- 22:49:26: @ _BlueBeetle_ I was actually thinging of the time my best friend stayed w/me while her roommate had scabies. But now that you bring it up...
- 22:54:07: @ _BlueBeetle_ To scabies? I agree, they may be insects but the potential itchiness should overcome any comradery you may feel.
- 22:57:05: @ _BlueBeetle_ P.S. I agree with @Booster_Gold, you are smarter than Batman (or at least a lot funnier and nicer).
- 23:01:02: RT @_BlueBeetle_: @ Booster_Gold I miss it when you used to call me Teddy Bear. #babycomeback
- 23:05:03: One day I shall eat pinto beans from El Pollo Loco without spilling on myself. Today...is not that day.
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