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You: 911. What is your emergency?
Stranger: i have a dead dog
Stranger: here
Stranger: he's not breathing
Stranger: AHHHHHHH~
Stranger: my dog :(
You: Hm. ok.
You: That is a nice emergency.
Stranger: YO DUDE!
Stranger: get an ambulance!!!!!!!!!!
You: This is my first day...
You: I'm not sure if we do ambulances at 911
Stranger: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE ASAP!
Stranger: you're supposed to call the vet you twat!
You: huh
You: do you have his number?
Stranger: .... 911!
You: hold on, I'm getting a call on the other line
Stranger: DUDE!
You: what?
Stranger: my dog's gonna die!!!!!!!!!!
You: :(
Stranger: DUDEEEEEE!
You: Have you administered cpr?
Stranger: you're supposed to help!
You: yeah but I'm allergic to dogs
Stranger: no... I CANT DO THAT TO A FUCKING DOG!
You: oh
Stranger: CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'll send the fire department
Stranger: what the fuck is a fire department gonna do for me!?
Stranger: he's not on fire!!!!!!!
You: Damn it. they'll be pissed
You: are you sure you can't fix that?
Stranger: bitch.. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AN AMBULANCE!
You: ok ok
Stranger: i'm sure!
You: there are a lot of buttons here and it is quite possible that one of them means ambulance...
You: is an ambulance showing up now?
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dudeeeeee :( he's gonna die! :(
You: what is the dog's name?
Stranger: Sweaty Betty.
You: awww that's cute
You: is it choking?
Stranger: well.. he's not gonna be cute anymore if you don't get me a freaking ambulance!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: and it's a HE!
You: what is he choking on?
Stranger: lego.
You: is this a pirate lego, castle lego, town lego, space lego, or "other"?
Stranger: CONDOM LEGO!
You: we have to know which ambulance to send of course
Stranger: it doesn't matter. all it matters is that HE'S MOTHERFUCKING CHOKING!
You: the one ambulance driver we have right now, Pepe, he's actually run over several dogs this week
You: he gets going pretty fast
Stranger: i don't fucking care! i don't want mah' sweaty betty to die.
You: please insert another quarter if you wish to continue this call
Stranger: *inserts*
You: wow, I didn't think you'd actually have a quarter
You: still I have to go, I'm leaving early today
You: dad's birthday
Stranger: sweaty betty just pooped a quarter!
Stranger: shut the fuck up and get an ambulance!
You: I promise I will do that first thing monday. I'll even come in 15 minutes early
You: ok? goodnight
Stranger: IT'S ALREADY MONDAY HERE!
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Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: 911. What is your emergency?
Stranger: i have a dead dog
Stranger: here
Stranger: he's not breathing
Stranger: AHHHHHHH~
Stranger: my dog :(
You: Hm. ok.
You: That is a nice emergency.
Stranger: YO DUDE!
Stranger: get an ambulance!!!!!!!!!!
You: This is my first day...
You: I'm not sure if we do ambulances at 911
Stranger: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE ASAP!
Stranger: you're supposed to call the vet you twat!
You: huh
You: do you have his number?
Stranger: .... 911!
You: hold on, I'm getting a call on the other line
Stranger: DUDE!
You: what?
Stranger: my dog's gonna die!!!!!!!!!!
You: :(
Stranger: DUDEEEEEE!
You: Have you administered cpr?
Stranger: you're supposed to help!
You: yeah but I'm allergic to dogs
Stranger: no... I CANT DO THAT TO A FUCKING DOG!
You: oh
Stranger: CMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'll send the fire department
Stranger: what the fuck is a fire department gonna do for me!?
Stranger: he's not on fire!!!!!!!
You: Damn it. they'll be pissed
You: are you sure you can't fix that?
Stranger: bitch.. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AN AMBULANCE!
You: ok ok
Stranger: i'm sure!
You: there are a lot of buttons here and it is quite possible that one of them means ambulance...
You: is an ambulance showing up now?
Stranger: NO!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dudeeeeee :( he's gonna die! :(
You: what is the dog's name?
Stranger: Sweaty Betty.
You: awww that's cute
You: is it choking?
Stranger: well.. he's not gonna be cute anymore if you don't get me a freaking ambulance!
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: and it's a HE!
You: what is he choking on?
Stranger: lego.
You: is this a pirate lego, castle lego, town lego, space lego, or "other"?
Stranger: CONDOM LEGO!
You: we have to know which ambulance to send of course
Stranger: it doesn't matter. all it matters is that HE'S MOTHERFUCKING CHOKING!
You: the one ambulance driver we have right now, Pepe, he's actually run over several dogs this week
You: he gets going pretty fast
Stranger: i don't fucking care! i don't want mah' sweaty betty to die.
You: please insert another quarter if you wish to continue this call
Stranger: *inserts*
You: wow, I didn't think you'd actually have a quarter
You: still I have to go, I'm leaving early today
You: dad's birthday
Stranger: sweaty betty just pooped a quarter!
Stranger: shut the fuck up and get an ambulance!
You: I promise I will do that first thing monday. I'll even come in 15 minutes early
You: ok? goodnight
Stranger: IT'S ALREADY MONDAY HERE!
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