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[and_sparks_fly]

My first post to this comm;;
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you batman ?
You: no, I'M A T-REX
You: but i could be batman
You: if you wanted
Stranger: whoooooooaaah
Stranger: that's too dangerous
You: aww
You: you won't associate with t-rexes?
You: that is discrimination sir
You: or madam
Stranger: a batman t-rex
Stranger: awesome
You: BATMAN T-REX
You: IN A BATMOBILE
Stranger: fuck yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Why would anyone want to leave such an awesome conversation? >:|



Stranger: hey ...............are u horny???
You: what would you do
You: if i were dying
Stranger: i kill u
You: but
You: that will make me sad
Stranger: madarchod
You: madarchod?
You: what is that?
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: after death u got lot of fun
You: please.... i don't want to suffer for anylonger :(
You: will i go to heaven
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl???
You: will i see the sines and cosines of the angels' heavenly chorus floating over a fractional function
Stranger: angle sine=perpendicular/hypotenius
You: SOH CAH TOA
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: ???
You: once upon a time
Stranger: define rational function
You: (i will tell you a story)
You: there was a man who lied
You: too often and too much
You: one day the lie detector was invented. the end.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i love this one because they just want to have cyber sex but they can't help but respond to my randomness :,(
no clue where i came up with the math stuff though

You: RUSSIA IS THAT YOU
You: IT'S ME
You: BELARUS
You: I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU
Stranger: wats ur favourite colour pepper?
You: WHAT DOES IT MATTER, BROTHER?
You: IT IS ME
You: WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: here i am lord
Stranger: it is i lord
Stranger: i have heard yo calling
You: YOU DO NOT NEED TO CALL ME LORD
You: ONLY "SISTER" IS FINE
You: I could type with proper capitalization if you feel intimidated.
Stranger: interesting
You: So, brother, have you seen sister anywhere
You: I was looking for her earlier
You: This internet is so difficult
Stranger: in the paddy field
You: Ah! I will go find her
You: let me look
You: No
You: she is not there
Stranger: ur a whore
Stranger: a real whore
You: no
You: i only want to marry you
You: my intentions are pure
You: please get married
You: MARRY ME
You: LET US BECOME ONE
You: YOU ALWAYS SAY WE SHOULD ALL BECOME ONE WITH YOU
You: let me be the first
You: LET'S GET MARRIED
You: MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED
You: MARRY ME BROTHER
You: WE WILL BE HAPPY TOGETHER
You: BROTHER WHERE ARE YOU
You: HAVE YOU LEF
You: *LEFT
You: ARE YOU GOING TO THE CHURCH
You: IS THE WEDDING ON
You: I WILL PUT ON MY DRESS
You: WE WILL HAVE TO INVITE LITHUANIA AND THE OTHERS
Stranger: im already married u crazzy whore
You: TO WHOM?
You: IS IT AMERICA?
Stranger: its a secret
You: NO
You: IT'S CHINA ISN'T IT
You: WHAT HAS HE GOT THAT I DON'T?
You: IS IT THE DICK
You: IT'S THE DICK ISN'T IT
You: I COULD ALWAYS STEAL LITHUANIA'S IF YOU LIKE
Stranger: i dont wanna talk about it
You: PLEASE
You: WE ARE BROTHER AND SISTER
You: WE SHOULD SHARE THINGS
You: BIG SISTER UKRAINE WILL BE CONCERNED
You: AND I THINK THAT ESTONIA MIGHT WANT TO KNOW AS WELL
You: ANYWAYS I AM STILL IN MY DRESS
You: I COULD TAKE IT OFF IF YOU WANT
Stranger: yo sicken me
Stranger: what are you? mexico?
You: I AM BELARUS
You: MEXICO... I DON'T KNOW HIM VERY WELL
You: ONLY MET HIM A FEW TIMES
You: HE SEEMS QUITE NICE THOUGH
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I ONLY WANTED TO GET MARRIED ;///;