ok, so I'm gonna go ahead and ask this, because I've been wondering: Do you just happen to be horny whenever you post to LJ? Or do you post to LJ only when you're horny?
I'm glad they used the correct definition of agnosticism:
Hmm, Omegaron, I am gonna have to say I am a little concerned about your score on that test, plus they fact that you do always say that you are horny, frankly I would rather you keep that a secret. But I still love ya, I will now remember they good times we have had together. And I think it is little noted but important that the latin work for agnostic is ignoramus. And agnostic etymologically speaking simply means without knowledge, leaving room for that person to gain knowledge of the existence of God at a later time.
More worried about the Satanism. I don't have the time to hang with the ritual sacrifice of innocents. And for the record, I am an ignoramus. Who the hell else would tell this joke?
Q: What does the canadian ninja use as a weapon? A: Canuk-chucks.
Fear not, Omegaron. I started an endless chain of Hail Mary's the moment the internet told me you were a godless heathen. Then again, I don't know if the earth spirit listens to Hail Mary's. Or what if it only listens to Hail Mary's said by particular people?! Or what if I have to be speaking a certain language? God doesn't know English? What if I don't know the etymology behind the words I'm saying? Oh no, Omegaron! You are truly damned by my ignorance!
/weep
Maybe you better jump on that Satanism bandwagon and find time for the whole ritual sacrifice of innocents thing. It's a whole lot easier. And I hear they have excellent cocktails at their afterparties.... of Doom!
Does it bother anyone that Beerism isn't one of the options here? And what about hedonism in general? As a side note, I like to see that hinduism gets a low score. Reincarnation is obviously not true. Otherwise there would be a little picture of me with a "x 3" beside it to show how many lives I had left. Doesn't anyone play video games these days?!?!?!?one!!
Hedonism isn't so much a religion as it is an attitude, I think. I wouldn't really consider it a full system of beliefs. As for me, I'm rather disappointed that there is no representative category for the Church of Mario and Luigi. Or wait, do they come under Buddhism...?
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Q: What does the canadian ninja use as a weapon?
A: Canuk-chucks.
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Maybe you better jump on that Satanism bandwagon and find time for the whole ritual sacrifice of innocents thing. It's a whole lot easier. And I hear they have excellent cocktails at their afterparties.... of Doom!
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