Fooling around
I found this site were you can put any name you wish and it automatically generate's a Complaint about that person, oddly enough some of it could seem true if you know the person well enough,someone suggested this and so I posted it, I'll post the link up shortly so other people can "complain" about anyone just for the hell of it out of pure fun.
My complaint about Ms. Nicole Stevenson
This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to demand a thoughtful analysis and resolution of our problems with Ms. Nicole Stevenson. Please note that many of the conclusions I'm about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Nicole. If a cogent, logical argument entered her brain, no doubt a concussion would result.
It should be stressed that if barbarism were an Olympic sport, Nicole would clinch the gold medal. More prosaically, her acolytes claim to have no choice but to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, unambitious survivalists. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand.
Others may disagree, but I think that I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. And one of the things that impresses me about it is the massive number of people who realize that Nicole sees herself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who expose the connections between the immoral problems that face us and the key issues of gangsterism and quislingism). The funny thing is, if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which she may grant the most intolerant theologasters I've ever seen the keys to the kingdom before you know it, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Nicole has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. She can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches Nicole's nostrils, she'll start talking about the joy of Comstockism and how cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior. As you listen to Nicole's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice her hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that her maudlin preoccupation with Jacobinism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "uncontradictableness", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to torment, harry, and persecute anyone who crosses Nicole's path. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, she has announced her intentions to oppress, segregate, and punish others. While doing so may earn Nicole a gold star from the mush-for-brains misoneism crowd, it has been, and is, my great undertaking to do something good for others. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that her stupidity concerning denominationalism is laughable?
The main dissensus between me and Nicole is that I feel that Nicole's slurs are a crazy-quilt patchwork of the most ignominious classes of fascism you'll ever see. She, on the other hand, contends that she is the way, the truth, and the light. I recently informed her that her backers mold your mind and have you see the world not as it is, but as she wants you to see it. Nicole said she'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, she is absolutely mistaken if she believes that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication.
Far too many people tolerate Nicole's perceptions as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that Nicole's behavior might be different if she were told that she is jaundiced and borderline insane. Of course, as far as Nicole's concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts." That's why I'm telling you that in a tacit concession of defeat, she is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what her laughable, gormless effusions have failed at. From a public-policy perspective, if Nicole can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to focus on the major economic, social, and political forces that provide the setting for the expression of a petulant agenda. Her jibes are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". Maybe Nicole is being manipulated by simple-minded gauleiters, but even so, honor means nothing to her. Principles mean nothing to her. All she cares about is how to convert houses of worship into houses of heathenism. That's all I have time now to write. If you want to get more insight into Ms. Nicole Stevenson's mentality, though, then study the details of her catch-phrases. Try to see the big picture: It will unequivocally amaze you. It will take your breath away. And it will convince you that I must protest Nicole's use of twisted salacious-types to set up dissident groups and individuals for conspiracy charges and then carry out searches and seizures on flimsy pretexts.
My complaint about Ms. Nicole Stevenson
This letter is not meant to be witty or insulting and I am afraid I won't even be able to make it eloquent. But I will do the best I can to demand a thoughtful analysis and resolution of our problems with Ms. Nicole Stevenson. Please note that many of the conclusions I'm about to draw are based on cogent and virtually incontrovertible evidence provided by a set of people who have suffered immensely on account of Nicole. If a cogent, logical argument entered her brain, no doubt a concussion would result.
It should be stressed that if barbarism were an Olympic sport, Nicole would clinch the gold medal. More prosaically, her acolytes claim to have no choice but to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses. I wish there were some way to help these miserable, unambitious survivalists. They are outcasts, lost in a world they didn't make and don't understand.
Others may disagree, but I think that I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. And one of the things that impresses me about it is the massive number of people who realize that Nicole sees herself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who expose the connections between the immoral problems that face us and the key issues of gangsterism and quislingism). The funny thing is, if you're interested in the finagling, double-dealing, chicanery, cheating, cajolery, cunning, rascality, and abject villainy by which she may grant the most intolerant theologasters I've ever seen the keys to the kingdom before you know it, then you'll want to consider the following very carefully. You'll especially want to consider that Nicole has a glib proficiency with words and very sensitive nostrils. She can smell money in your pocket from a block away. Once that delicious aroma reaches Nicole's nostrils, she'll start talking about the joy of Comstockism and how cannibalism, wife-swapping, and the murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior. As you listen to Nicole's sing-song, chances are you won't even notice her hand as it goes into your pocket. Only later, after you realize you've been robbed, will you truly understand that her maudlin preoccupation with Jacobinism, usually sicklied over with such nonsense words as "uncontradictableness", would make sense if a person's honor were determined strictly by his or her ability to torment, harry, and persecute anyone who crosses Nicole's path. As that's not the case, we can conclude only that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, she has announced her intentions to oppress, segregate, and punish others. While doing so may earn Nicole a gold star from the mush-for-brains misoneism crowd, it has been, and is, my great undertaking to do something good for others. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that her stupidity concerning denominationalism is laughable?
The main dissensus between me and Nicole is that I feel that Nicole's slurs are a crazy-quilt patchwork of the most ignominious classes of fascism you'll ever see. She, on the other hand, contends that she is the way, the truth, and the light. I recently informed her that her backers mold your mind and have you see the world not as it is, but as she wants you to see it. Nicole said she'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, she is absolutely mistaken if she believes that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication.
Far too many people tolerate Nicole's perceptions as long as they're presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that Nicole's behavior might be different if she were told that she is jaundiced and borderline insane. Of course, as far as Nicole's concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts." That's why I'm telling you that in a tacit concession of defeat, she is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what her laughable, gormless effusions have failed at. From a public-policy perspective, if Nicole can overawe and befuddle a sufficient number of prominent individuals, then it will become virtually impossible for anyone to focus on the major economic, social, and political forces that provide the setting for the expression of a petulant agenda. Her jibes are based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of. It's called "lying". Maybe Nicole is being manipulated by simple-minded gauleiters, but even so, honor means nothing to her. Principles mean nothing to her. All she cares about is how to convert houses of worship into houses of heathenism. That's all I have time now to write. If you want to get more insight into Ms. Nicole Stevenson's mentality, though, then study the details of her catch-phrases. Try to see the big picture: It will unequivocally amaze you. It will take your breath away. And it will convince you that I must protest Nicole's use of twisted salacious-types to set up dissident groups and individuals for conspiracy charges and then carry out searches and seizures on flimsy pretexts.