what a week
so i havent updated in a while and after this i probably wont again . Here goes, it started when i meet leslie , i take her to a party and some dick head punches me in the nose so i knock his ass out. now she thinks im violent... then the next time i see her is a thursday , some fag calls me and my friends a bunch of bitches so i go to his car spit in his face, he spits back so i sock him a couple times and walk away cause he rolled his window up and his girlfriend got out of the car and started to bitch at me . well while im walking away terry drags the dude out of his car like the fucking gangster that he is and starts beating the shit out of the clown , the whole time im facing the other way trying to explain my actions to this girl so i dont see him doing this .. then i hear him yelling for me , turn around and hes got two more guys on him. me and timmy run over and knock them off terry, the rest is kinda fuzzy but goes some thing like this , terry starts beating one of the guys who jumped in on him, tim chokes the other one out and the original guy comes running at me , after about 100 bloody uppercuts hes done and on to the next guy coming at me , he realizes im covered in blood and runs away to hide behind a big black man who decided to end my night with a squirt of mace directly in my eyes . travis steps up to the plate and gets me out of there without a scratch on me and gets me to a safe place with water and and milk waiting .. but i cant leave out that while i was blind ,sean muther fucking severn served some bitch with a swift blow from his skateboard .. awesome . then friday comes and i go see leslie at her work , promising i wont get into any scuffles .. drinking having a good old time and some dick head blindsides me with a full pitcher of beer , now this is the part that i wish i could say i beat the shit out of him but unfortunately that wasnt in the cards. i got served with some pretty nasty blows to both eyes and my nose and i dont think i even got him once but i guess you cant win them all right ? well see if i do better in our rematch battle this friday..... and i dont even want to talk about saturday i was fucking plastered and aparently jeremy mutherfucking whitcome knocked someones block off for tampering with goods that didnt belong to him .. and neil this is already to long to even try to talk about what the fuck he was doing .. but we'll just say that it was clasic neil , all the reasons he is one of my favorite people to party with .. and thats my week .. the end