Securom is obviously a tool manifested from the fetid dung of our Dark Lord Satan
The text, in full, of my letter to Securom regarding their shitty software and it fucking up my enjoyment of Dawn of War Soulstorm. I have been anticipating this game from the moment they announced it, I have a paid-for copy in my hand, I have installed it, and it won't fucking start.
Punishing the people that pay for things. What a business model. I hope all their coders get herpes of the retina and claw their eyes out in some maddened frenzy and then, and only then, do they suddenly and mystically realize that their whole career is based on being the third biggest cockholster in all of computerdom, rivaled only by AT&T and Comcast.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you forever. God fucking dammit.
"So, I go out and I buy this game and I try to play it and your software fucks it all to pieces, if you'll pardon my overly-succinct analysis of your product. I am further endeared by the idea that I actually paid actual money for the actual software, and instead of being able to enjoy it I am instead punished.
So, I'm thinking that you've erroneously detected my RAID array as a virtual drive. Good job.
Any assistance would be appreciated, as would the summary immolation of your headquarters and business model.
Thanks in advance,
John Contino
P.S. - The analysis log, nicely encrypted to stop me from figuring out the problem myself or make sure no more information than needed is given, is in a self-extracting archive in case you aren't allowed to use WinRAR. See?
P.P.S. - I realize that some underling has to read all this, but you work for the company which means you haven't burned the place to the ground yet which means you should be ashamed of yourself.
P.P.P.S. - I give it even money that before I get a reply to fix this, I can find a working no-CD patch. Of course, that means I could have just downloaded it anyway. Which makes the initial paying of money all the more insulting to my situation. I feel, as the consumer, that this is worth further contemplation. "
Punishing the people that pay for things. What a business model. I hope all their coders get herpes of the retina and claw their eyes out in some maddened frenzy and then, and only then, do they suddenly and mystically realize that their whole career is based on being the third biggest cockholster in all of computerdom, rivaled only by AT&T and Comcast.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you forever. God fucking dammit.
"So, I go out and I buy this game and I try to play it and your software fucks it all to pieces, if you'll pardon my overly-succinct analysis of your product. I am further endeared by the idea that I actually paid actual money for the actual software, and instead of being able to enjoy it I am instead punished.
So, I'm thinking that you've erroneously detected my RAID array as a virtual drive. Good job.
Any assistance would be appreciated, as would the summary immolation of your headquarters and business model.
Thanks in advance,
John Contino
P.S. - The analysis log, nicely encrypted to stop me from figuring out the problem myself or make sure no more information than needed is given, is in a self-extracting archive in case you aren't allowed to use WinRAR. See?
P.P.S. - I realize that some underling has to read all this, but you work for the company which means you haven't burned the place to the ground yet which means you should be ashamed of yourself.
P.P.P.S. - I give it even money that before I get a reply to fix this, I can find a working no-CD patch. Of course, that means I could have just downloaded it anyway. Which makes the initial paying of money all the more insulting to my situation. I feel, as the consumer, that this is worth further contemplation. "