for posterity!

[omegabeth]

Last rubber of the night. Mostly crap cards for me and protagoras, okay play with what we've gotten, but down 2000+ points.

The bidding:
protagoras opens with 3 Hearts.
conspiratrix passes.

I am looking at:

♣: AKQJ9

♦: AKx

♥: Ax

♠: Axx

me: 7 Hearts.
everyone: WHAT?!
me: 7 Hearts.

J: pass

*pause*

J, (to protagoras): What's your bid?

everyone: *peals of laughter*

It doesn't make, because the king of trump is doubleton and offside, but wow was it awesome to bid, and was even the odds-on thing to do!