YEAH
Oh man does work so rule? Since I forgot my lunch/dinner at my appartment, I asked one of my friends if she could go out and pick me up something. Well she returned with some soft tocos and a burito and some good hot sauce. Well having this food gave me a bad case of gas for some odd reason, but we'll get to that a little later. Later in the day I was at my friends desk and she asked out of nowhere if i could see her mustash. So I told her the truth about it and she didn't believe me so she asked somebody else and that person was like what the hell, well eventually she told my friend that she couldn't see it. So she asked a third person and the third person was more honest than I was so she started freaking out saying that she needs to go buy some nair. Well eventually we went back to her desk and I talked to her about my experiences with guys with a hairy upper lip. Later on she got a call saying that the manager is gonna have an eye on me to make sure I was doing my job. This is when my gas really started acting up so while I did my internal patrol I left the manager a little "gift" as I passed by, I did this a couple of times. My friend told me that the next time I do it, it's gonna be loud enough for the manager to hear it. I told her that if she does here it I will laugh so hard that the people on the other side of the building would hear me. On one of my last few times I passed by her I couldn't seem to have a propper "gift" for her. Now that I'm out of work for the day I'm gonna have a good night.