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I met a guy like this in Boston...He said his name was Bill, "AKA Mr. Charles Muthefuckin Manson" Fucking aged hippies.

Hobo: What's the best in the nation? Hey you, what's the best in the nation?
Guy: The best what?
Hobo: In the nation. What's the best in the nation?
Girl #1: The best what in the nation?
Hobo: You know, like country.
Girl #1: Oh, you mean what's the best country?
Hobo: Yeah. Nation.
Girl #1: The United States!
Hobo: Wrong!
Girl #2: Red Sox nation!
Hobo: Wrong!
Guy: Nigeria?
Hobo: Wrong! The best in the nation...the best nation is a donation! Gimme a nickel.

--2nd Avenue & 7th Street