I had this exact thing as a child.
HAIKU TIME
i've had some great times
'08 has started quite well
must keep up the pace
concerts like crazy
my life is full of music
and flasks of whisky
i'm registering
to vote in new york city
won't go to PA
grizzly bear the band?
grizzly bear the animal?
grizzly bear the man?
lava at his feet
as he struggles to shield the
sunlight from his eyes
i labeled this post
explicit adult content
'cause i said penis
what's up tomorrow?
let's do what makes us happy
i'm going bowling
she wants to grow horns
to protect her precious head
from the nesting birds