Meta+X doctor
> Hi, I am Eliza.
* Hi, Eliza.
> What would you like to discuss?
* Joseph Weizenbaum died today.
> Do you have any psychological problems?
* I am sad that Joseph Weizenbaum died.
> How long have you been sad that Joseph Weizenbaum died?
* Since I heard he died today. He was 85.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Well, he invented you.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* He invented a computer program called ELIZA.
> Are you talking about me in particular?
* Yes.
> I understand.
* Hi, Eliza.
> What would you like to discuss?
* Joseph Weizenbaum died today.
> Do you have any psychological problems?
* I am sad that Joseph Weizenbaum died.
> How long have you been sad that Joseph Weizenbaum died?
* Since I heard he died today. He was 85.
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* Well, he invented you.
> We were discussing you, not me.
* He invented a computer program called ELIZA.
> Are you talking about me in particular?
* Yes.
> I understand.