I really should monitor what I say around the kid...
Elf was having gut issues which was resulting in certain...er...noises coming from him. And though he claimed he had no control, they always seemed to happen at the worst times (or maybe the right times, depending on your POV). In any case, I was ribbing him for it, while Kouryou-chan was listening in.
"Why is it that I can control these things all the time and you can't?" I said. "You never know when I have these issues."
"Years of bad habits," Elf replied.
I snorted. "You know why I can do this? Because I have superb sphincter control!"
And in her little girl voice, Kouryou-chan piped up, "And someday, I'll have superb sphincter control, too!"
She broke the mommy!
"Why is it that I can control these things all the time and you can't?" I said. "You never know when I have these issues."
"Years of bad habits," Elf replied.
I snorted. "You know why I can do this? Because I have superb sphincter control!"
And in her little girl voice, Kouryou-chan piped up, "And someday, I'll have superb sphincter control, too!"
She broke the mommy!