Aug 30, 2006 20:12
I thought maybe I should do some sort of introduction to this community since you look bored and this is a sports related place. I am technically an F-1 driver, which is racing primarily of the European persuasion and we actually turn left AND RIGHT but I'm not really doing that anymore right now (don't buy BMW, support the demise of my career). But that doesn't change the fact that I'm Jacques Villeneuve, JV for short (please don't mistake that as a reference to the fact that I'm only 5'5"), musician, restaurant owner, skiier, Frenchy and homecoming queen.
I threw that last part in to see if you were listening. If you feel you have reached this recording in error...
I got married in May to my stunning 21 year old wife who is about 8 months pregnant (spare me the drama and please don't do the math) and am currently on racing hiatus while being pursued by Rousch Racing which is NASCAR, the Southern American treat. That actually doesn't mean anything to me. I also have no idea if I spelled it correctly but in the meantime, I'm still JV and I'm still Homecoming Queen of Monte Carlo High where I park my yacht and private jet and maintain active residency!
That said, I want a tiara... and maybe a sash, preferably in royal blue with gold writing. Everyone knows that purple is mad gay!