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[olwe]

Last night was like, fuckin' weird. First, all of this shit happened, and then I was fuckin' tucked in bed with a fuckin' silk comforter and everything.

Like fuck, man.

I mean, I could live this aesthetic lifestyle like that fuckin' Vanyar noochie king or some shit guy, served up by a fat bitch, but I think I have a bit of a problem when Fëanor

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[earwen]

DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY those Noldor fuckfaces killed our kin! Including uncle Marlon! STOP STARING AT MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IN HIS BIKINI! Don't make me login and use my crying icon!

:`(

[king_finarfin]

Aren't you glad I stayed home to shag you that day?

[earwen]

Very, but that's not the point!

....I lost my train of thought. Whisk me away please. I'll find that self righteous anti-kinslaying speech later.

[king_finarfin]

works like a charm...

[earwen]

What did you say?

[king_finarfin]

I said turn off the alarm! We'll sleep in tomorrow morning. ;)

[earwen]

...oh. Okay. :)

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[olwe]

NOT IN MY FUCKIN' JOURNAL, YOU!

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[king_finarfin]

Oh hey, Pops! Long time no see. I was just, um... daughter... whisking... right. Um. Cigarette?

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[olwe]

......cigarette? Fuck yes.

No talkin' about fuckin' unmentionables in my journal if it involves my princess, you.

*wags finger*

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[king_finarfin]

Cool. *gives him one and lights it*

O.O Yessir. *ph33rs fears the wagging finger*

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[olwe]

Ah. Fuckin' thanks an' shit.

Good.

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[king_finarfin]

No problem.

Yea. Um. Fearing and stuff.

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[olwe]

But fuck! Princess, I can't fuckin' help it!

:(

But daaaaaaamn the Noldor sure know how to make 'em.... *trails off*

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[earwen]

:( It's okay Daddy. I'll just keep reminding Fingon of how fucking stupid he was and make him regret he ever touched uncie Marlon. 'Cause. You know. THAT FUCKHEAD MUST DIE.

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[olwe]

Awww shit, sweetheart. Be nice to th' father of my other grandbaby because...

*pause*

Or maybe don't. He doesn't fuckin' look as swell in a bikini as Feanor does, does he?