Birthday parcels in the form of religion.
Someone knocked on the door really loudly this morning, so I ran down and opened it even though I was in my dressing gown because I thought it might be birthday parcels or something.
When I opened it I saw two Jehovah's Witnesses. I must have looked so disappointed to see them that one of them said, "Oh sorry, I can see you're not dressed. We'll go away. Sorry to bother you." And then they left!
And I thought, since when has not being dressed put them off?
So ha. I can steer away even the most fervent of missionaries, simply by looking a bit miserable.
When I opened it I saw two Jehovah's Witnesses. I must have looked so disappointed to see them that one of them said, "Oh sorry, I can see you're not dressed. We'll go away. Sorry to bother you." And then they left!
And I thought, since when has not being dressed put them off?
So ha. I can steer away even the most fervent of missionaries, simply by looking a bit miserable.