Weekend Update.

[olreliableluke]

This is Luke Coon here with Channel LC News. Recently luke had gone to the cottage, which his family has owned since his father was just a wee tike. There it was just him, his father, and his stepmother. He did nothing much that weekend but read, swim, eat, and sleep. Was rather nice. His friend samuel qualdieri was supposed to go up there with him, but he declined. He said, "I have to go to my cousin's birthday party. They have never missed any of mine." Oh..oh..This just in. It seems luke is recieving his shoes tomorrow. Well this is a monumentous occasion.(can't you see how sad his life is ^_^;;) Luke's home has just gotten central air hooked up Now he is one freezing mother fucker. See his mom and her boyfriend do not comprehend that when a room is underground it is naturally cold. Also that hot air rises and cold air sinks. So all the cold air is already in his naturally cool room. Making him freeze. No he asked if they could fix it so the air's root goes upstairs, but no. Luke is just a "Selfish kid who can never be happy." Said his mom. The inconsiderate bastards. On another note, he went to the dentist today for a regular cleaning. No cavities this time and the new dentist place has plasma TV's when you lay in the chair so you can watch while they shove their fists in your mouth. Technology...Wow. On a finishing note. School gets out on wednesday for Luke. He then has to go back on following dates for exams. Do not tell anyone, but on the last day Luke is going to skip last period gym. Because gym is teh sucks. Well that's all for now. I'm Luke Coon signing out with Cannel LC News. Goodnight. *cue music*

(Bwahaha...I've gots a channel and a reporter named after, and is all about, me! You suck! You don't have one! KAHHAHAHA!)