nag nag nag nag
while at school today, having just finished my ciggie and just beginning a phone call, i saw this really beautiful girl -- tall, long-haired, great features, but absolutely tiny. and i totally dismissed that last part because her outfit was absolutely, 100% urban outfitters-ad -- and not the horribly ugly kind, but the really cute/polished/flattering/interesting kind!
and God help me, all i did was wonder how lost she had to be to end up on my campus.
AAAAAANYway...
so as i'm awkwardly staring at the pavement in an attempt not to be staring at this girl, i see the outline of a guy walking behind her.
out of fucking nowhere, it's david hasselhoff! dino!
gut reaction: get disturbed.
instead, i smiled at him, did a mini-wave, and tried to be a little more obvious about the phone wedged between my shoulder and cheek.
he interrupted my conversation to say:
"i want you to meet
my sister!"
let me tell you, kids, my jaw effing DROPPED.
start praying that i get cuter so that i can meet a cute dino boy and make cute babies.
[as it stands, the only things i bring to the gene pool are stunted growth and a propensity for motion sickness.]
her name is penny, and she packs just as much saccharine as her bro.
how effing cute!
speaking of getting cuter, i just ate a HUGE chocolate bar, along with all the other junk you think would be stocked in a house of vegetarians. my teeth are growing zits and my tongue is running around my mouth like a hamster on a wheel.
and God help me, all i did was wonder how lost she had to be to end up on my campus.
AAAAAANYway...
so as i'm awkwardly staring at the pavement in an attempt not to be staring at this girl, i see the outline of a guy walking behind her.
out of fucking nowhere, it's david hasselhoff! dino!
gut reaction: get disturbed.
instead, i smiled at him, did a mini-wave, and tried to be a little more obvious about the phone wedged between my shoulder and cheek.
he interrupted my conversation to say:
"i want you to meet
my sister!"
let me tell you, kids, my jaw effing DROPPED.
start praying that i get cuter so that i can meet a cute dino boy and make cute babies.
[as it stands, the only things i bring to the gene pool are stunted growth and a propensity for motion sickness.]
her name is penny, and she packs just as much saccharine as her bro.
how effing cute!
speaking of getting cuter, i just ate a HUGE chocolate bar, along with all the other junk you think would be stocked in a house of vegetarians. my teeth are growing zits and my tongue is running around my mouth like a hamster on a wheel.