SHANE!!
Yes, my lovely brother called me today! And cause I don't feel like typing everything out again..
big green mONkie: MY BROTEHR CALLED ME
Jam Master J Web: From Iraq?
big green mONkie: yah man
Jam Master J Web: Did he say "Can you hear me now"?
big green mONkie: lol he did
Jam Master J Web: "gooooood"
big green mONkie: it was really fuzzy
Jam Master J Web: I'd imagine
big green mONkie: he said theyre staying in a republican guard house
big green mONkie: which is rather ironic
Jam Master J Web: Indeed
Jam Master J Web: how are the accomodations?
big green mONkie: and he stole me a doorknob
big green mONkie: he said he hasnt slept in a bed in 2 months
big green mONkie: they sleep on the floor
big green mONkie: and some iraqi guy was giving my brother shit
big green mONkie: so shane got permission from his commanding officer to kick the guy's ass
big green mONkie: but the iraqi ran away before my brother could
Jam Master J Web: lol
Jam Master J Web: Your brother sounds like a badass
big green mONkie: that would have ben awesome to see on fox news
big green mONkie: *been
big green mONkie: haha he is
big green mONkie: "pvt first class shane olivier KICKED IRAQI ASS today!!"
Jam Master J Web: it would be a headline
big green mONkie: haha
Jam Master J Web: and in the little newsbox in the corner
Jam Master J Web: there'd be him kicking the guy's ass
big green mONkie: shane said he learned how to say "keep away from me" in arabic
big green mONkie: he said if anyone comes up to hug him hes gonna shoot them in the head
Jam Master J Web: lol
Jam Master J Web: I would do the same
big green mONkie: lol that would be cool.. i would have to frame that and put it on my wall
Jam Master J Web: I wouldn't know if they were giving me a hug or a ticket to explosionsville
big green mONkie: haha!!
big green mONkie: thats what he said
big green mONkie: he doesnt trust any of them
Jam Master J Web: Yeah...made that up myself
Jam Master J Web: explosionsville
big green mONkie: he gets shot at everyday
Jam Master J Web: really?
big green mONkie: yah
big green mONkie: hes the guy that rides on the top of the bradley tank
big green mONkie: with the machine gun
Jam Master J Web: Nice..haha
Jam Master J Web: He is a badass
big green mONkie: i wuv my brother
Jam Master J Web: You should tell him to get me a souvenir
Jam Master J Web: and then you can send it to me
big green mONkie: hehe
big green mONkie: he said he has a bag full of crap
Jam Master J Web: Be like yeah...this kid think you're a badass, bring him back the head of some iraqi mutha fucka
big green mONkie: LOL!!!
Jam Master J Web: Mail it first class, BITCH!@
big green mONkie: hahahahaha
Jam Master J Web: I would be going around collecting crap everywhere
big green mONkie: thats what he does
big green mONkie: apparently some chick hit on him the other day
Jam Master J Web: How did he know
big green mONkie: she probably wanted to give him the STD of death or osmething
Jam Master J Web: Maybe she was cursing his family
big green mONkie: cause they have translators
big green mONkie: haha!
big green mONkie: then i would have to personally kick her ass
big green mONkie: MY BROTEHR CALLED ME
Jam Master J Web: From Iraq?
big green mONkie: yah man
Jam Master J Web: Did he say "Can you hear me now"?
big green mONkie: lol he did
Jam Master J Web: "gooooood"
big green mONkie: it was really fuzzy
Jam Master J Web: I'd imagine
big green mONkie: he said theyre staying in a republican guard house
big green mONkie: which is rather ironic
Jam Master J Web: Indeed
Jam Master J Web: how are the accomodations?
big green mONkie: and he stole me a doorknob
big green mONkie: he said he hasnt slept in a bed in 2 months
big green mONkie: they sleep on the floor
big green mONkie: and some iraqi guy was giving my brother shit
big green mONkie: so shane got permission from his commanding officer to kick the guy's ass
big green mONkie: but the iraqi ran away before my brother could
Jam Master J Web: lol
Jam Master J Web: Your brother sounds like a badass
big green mONkie: that would have ben awesome to see on fox news
big green mONkie: *been
big green mONkie: haha he is
big green mONkie: "pvt first class shane olivier KICKED IRAQI ASS today!!"
Jam Master J Web: it would be a headline
big green mONkie: haha
Jam Master J Web: and in the little newsbox in the corner
Jam Master J Web: there'd be him kicking the guy's ass
big green mONkie: shane said he learned how to say "keep away from me" in arabic
big green mONkie: he said if anyone comes up to hug him hes gonna shoot them in the head
Jam Master J Web: lol
Jam Master J Web: I would do the same
big green mONkie: lol that would be cool.. i would have to frame that and put it on my wall
Jam Master J Web: I wouldn't know if they were giving me a hug or a ticket to explosionsville
big green mONkie: haha!!
big green mONkie: thats what he said
big green mONkie: he doesnt trust any of them
Jam Master J Web: Yeah...made that up myself
Jam Master J Web: explosionsville
big green mONkie: he gets shot at everyday
Jam Master J Web: really?
big green mONkie: yah
big green mONkie: hes the guy that rides on the top of the bradley tank
big green mONkie: with the machine gun
Jam Master J Web: Nice..haha
Jam Master J Web: He is a badass
big green mONkie: i wuv my brother
Jam Master J Web: You should tell him to get me a souvenir
Jam Master J Web: and then you can send it to me
big green mONkie: hehe
big green mONkie: he said he has a bag full of crap
Jam Master J Web: Be like yeah...this kid think you're a badass, bring him back the head of some iraqi mutha fucka
big green mONkie: LOL!!!
Jam Master J Web: Mail it first class, BITCH!@
big green mONkie: hahahahaha
Jam Master J Web: I would be going around collecting crap everywhere
big green mONkie: thats what he does
big green mONkie: apparently some chick hit on him the other day
Jam Master J Web: How did he know
big green mONkie: she probably wanted to give him the STD of death or osmething
Jam Master J Web: Maybe she was cursing his family
big green mONkie: cause they have translators
big green mONkie: haha!
big green mONkie: then i would have to personally kick her ass