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[olorin_the_maia]

*sits in the park not-reading a thick tome and muttering about hooligans with no respect for other people's things*

*futilely tries to keep the mosquitoes off using Nazgûl-repellent light*

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[king_eagle]

*Swoops down and lands badly.*

*Topples over and slides to a halt.*

*Looks up at you* BLOODY FLIGHT FEATHERS!! THEY'VE NEARLY GROWN BACK PROPERLY BUT DAMMIT ALL, IT MAKES LANDING DIFFICULT.

*Stand up and looks you in the eye* YOU'RE LOOKING PEEVED, PEEVED I SAY!

[olorin_the_maia]

Someone blew up all my fireworks. And without a proper audience or a program, can you imagine?

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*eyes your feathers in dismay* What have They DONE to you, old boy?!

[king_eagle]

NO! THERE'S NO RESPECT!

THAT BLOODY DRAGON FLAMED ME AND THEN HYPNOTISED ME INTO THINKING I WAS A TURKEY! CAN YOU IMAGINE!?

[mornaquilde]

*winces slightly at the loudness*

[olorin_the_maia]

I could probably imagine, except my hearing isn't really what it used to be. It comes in and leaves me again at the oddest times. Turnkey, was it? Ah, well, better the turnkey than the prisoner, I always say! Hmph.

[king_eagle]

TUR-KEY! YOU KNOW, MANWËMAS DINNER TYPES! MOST DISCONCERTING.

[olorin_the_maia]

*thinks he feels a blood vessel burst somewhere. or was it a stroke?*

*mutters* I suppose I asked for it, eh? Criminy, Thorondor! It sounds like you had a narrow escape. Still, it's good to know the elfies can still count on you in a pinch.

[king_eagle]

it's good to know the elfies can still count on you in a pinch.

INDEED! HELPING LIVE ELFIES MAKES A NICE CHANGE FROM RETRIEVING THEIR BODIES AFTER FIGHTS WITH MORGOTH OR FIGHTS WITH BALROGS.

[olorin_the_maia]

Keeping them alive is always a plus, it's true...but I'm sure the others appreciate your efforts. One can only do so much with Manwë acting as dispatcher, eh?

[king_eagle]

I'm sure the others appreciate your efforts.

THEY DO! WHO NEEDS PALL-BEARERS, WHEN YOU'VE GOT AN EAGLE, WHAT?

[olorin_the_maia]

*chortle*

Oh, I'd think it would be quite an honor. Really.

[mornaquilde]

So... like... if I die, can you like swoop down with my corpse and drop it onto a funeral pyre that'll trigger off massive explosions and fireworks? :D