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[olorin_the_maia]

*sits in the park not-reading a thick tome and muttering about hooligans with no respect for other people's things*

*futilely tries to keep the mosquitoes off using Nazgûl-repellent light*

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[mornaquilde]

...

Dude. That's fucked.

[olorin_the_maia]

"Olórin," they say, "please favor us with your pyrotechnic skills. A party isn't a party without your fireworks, Olórin," they say. "As if your keen advisory capabilities aren't contribution enough, you dazzle us with your lightshows," they say. SO HOW IS IT THAT THEY ALLOW SOME BANANA-BRAINED GOOD-FOR-NOTHINGS TO DESTROY MY ENTIRE STOCK?!

[mornaquilde]

:S

*takes a cautious step backwards*

can... I help in any way?

[olorin_the_maia]

*sighs* Oh, don't worry about it, son. I'll just have to start over, won't I? Well, never mind, I'm used to it. The Valar can either build me a proper barbed-wire fence or say goodbye to their discounts, I can tell you that much.

Hobbits, now...hobbits possess a decent level of appreciation for my talents.

[mornaquilde]

Hey, I've always respected what you've done. I mean... Fire!!! It's GREAT!

[olorin_the_maia]

*nods* Much obliged.

How does one deal with this sort of opposition, really? There's no logic in it. At least Third Age Sauron stuck to the Dark Lord Handbook.

[mornaquilde]

*shrugs*

No idea... any idea who started the fire or why?

[olorin_the_maia]

Good heavens, no. But if I DID...why, I'd...be very, very angry indeed. And likely frown a great deal. Like so.

[mornaquilde]

*nods*

Yeah... I get the picture. Still. It's all rather random, isn't it?

[olorin_the_maia]

It is. Which is why I'm leaning toward it being the work of petty vandals rather than Team!Evil or the like. Kids these days. KIDS! and so on and so forth.

[mornaquilde]

Well, I'm innocent. I only use my firey powers for good. Like lighting cigars.

[olorin_the_maia]

Yes, yes, I know. Besides, it'd be rather an embarrassment to all and sundry if you were to drunkenly torch your own father's fireworks warehouse...WOULDN'TIT?

*fixes you with a paranoid stare*

[mornaquilde]

>:|

I'm SHOCKED you could even THINK that of me.

[olorin_the_maia]

I just said I know you wouldn't do such a thing. Really, Morno. You should listen a little more closely. Tsk, tsk.

*shakes his head*

[mornaquilde]

I can pick up on intonation, you know.

[olorin_the_maia]

A little healthy suspicion is good for the bowels, my boy. Very good indeed.