Post to Plotbunny
Dude, Azruhâr, you haven't talked to me in three frickin' years and now you want to tell me your entire story at once? Not fair! What the hell is wrong with you? I have a life! I have a family, a house and a garden! I need my sleep! I CAN'T TYPE THAT FAST! Seriously, slow down!
[I'm aware that after this post, he'll probably go and sulk for another three years, but it's no good if I have the whole story in my head and can't get it written down, either.]