Whenever you think you can take me seriously, I prove you wrong
In less accomplished news, this comic here is giving me such horrible fandom crack ideas. I mean, it totally works for Alqualondë/Losgar, too. ("Fry the chips." - "..." - "THE CHIPS! DAMN YOU! NOT THE SHIPS!")
(Oh dear. It's like a mash-up of "Verdammte Brandstifter!" and the Potato thing, isn't it.)