The events surrounding my death...
After college, I am so loaded with debt i decide to join the United States Air Force. After three years I get bored and decide to join a huge drug smuggling operation from Afganistan to the United States. My contact in the states is known only as "Loose Sleeves Jonny". However, I am unable to live inconspicously, and the government takes notice...as punishment they sentence me to live out the remainder of my time in the military in a base in Alaska.(Alas, Ska!). It is there that I meet Isofourn, Walrus king. He is huge, 8 feet long, and has two immense gilded tusks, one of which is chipped when he put it through the skull of the previous walrus king. Insufferably bored with just sitting and looking at computer screens all day at the base, I join Isofourn and his Walrus army in attacking a Polar Bear colony that lives nearby. Isofourn, in his greed and arrogance, attacks while vastly outnnumbered, and the Walrus forces, along with me, are butchered.
Date of death: September 12th, 2013
Means of death: Eviceration
Murder: Avorik, Polar Bear Dragoon
Place: The Alaskan Wastelands
Time: 2:54 AM
Date of death: September 12th, 2013
Means of death: Eviceration
Murder: Avorik, Polar Bear Dragoon
Place: The Alaskan Wastelands
Time: 2:54 AM