Here's the deal. He needed grooming badly. They must have misunderstood, because what he got was bad grooming.
He's bald. Bald, I say. He did need a haircut. He'd been out rolling in the dirt and his fur was a mess. I tried brushing him, but it was definitely a job for a professional. I blame Ryan because when he dropped him off at the groomer's, all he said was, "He needs to be shaved." Perhaps he should have used the term "trimmed" instead. They took him super literally, I guess, because he doesn't even look like the same dog. Or a dog at all. Doesn't he look like a goat?
Here's how he looked before:
Hee.
Now before you go feeling badly for him, please keep in mind, this is not a good dog. He is the spawn of the devil. And he couldn't care less how he looks. So it's okay to mock him. :-)