My Crazy Day!
It's pretty crazy. Today in gym, I had to change in front of the other boys. NOT fun. My JC Penney "tighty-whities" felt especially small and my unusually large nipples felt especially large. I got snapped in the keester numerous times with a towel which is odd because there are no showers. Anyway, once we got to the gym class we had to play basketball and I had to play against Jessica Renners team. Boy, was I nervous. My palm sweat greatly reduced my already horrible basketball skills. And so far I have no pubic hair but I think I got a small erection or "sin-wand" as grandmama puts it. Jessica bumped me a lot and I had trouble breathing. I don't have asthma but I think I just got it! My glasses fogged annoyingly and I kept accidently touching her budding young breasts. So things were going awkward but relatively smoothly until Joey Freaking Weiserman threw a basketball at my head. I didn't cry but I could've. I can't wait 'til I break the combination to my dad's gun chest. But that's ok, I can bench 87 lbs.