Donghae's Guide To having a Successful marriage
Donghae’s Guide To having a Successful marriage
Author; Me
Pairing; Haehyuk,Kyumin, ninja Yewook, Kangteuk
Rating; PG-13
Warning; Cursing, implied sex, and drinking
Summary; Donghae’s guide to having a successful marriage( Or so he thinks)
P.S. Sorry for the grammar mistakes
1. Compliment him
Donghae grabbed the mic and smiled towards the camera, clearing his throats he said, “When we’re on stage and Eunhyuk’s not there, the performance does not click,” Hearing this the members hummed in agreement and a snort from the said man next to him, he smiled and continued to speak, “Also, in variety programs, I think the whole would be edited If Eunhyuk’s not there,” Eunhyuk laughed bumping his shoulder into Donghae’s looking down at his hands in embarrassment, “Oh, why are you doing this,” Eunhyuk asked shyly, “I’m sorry, I’ll stop now. Also, in my opinion, I think Eunhyuk is really handsome,” Donghae looked at Eunhyuk who’s head snapped towards him, Eunhyuk’s health pink gums were showing as he smiled and reached for the mic, “It’s a real subjective point,” Eunhyuk said still smiling, Donghae laughed with the rest of Super Junior-M.
After the group finished filming, they bowed to the staff before walking off the set, Hyukjae grabbed Donghae’s hand, “ Hmm,” Donghae hummed looking at his blushing ‘wife.’ “Your handsome too,” Hyukjae mumbled his face flushing once again as he looked away, Donghae grabbed Hyukjae’s face turning it back so that Hyukjae was looking at him again. He pressed a chaste kiss against Hyukjae’s plump ones before smiling, “ I love you too,” Donghae mumbled against them.
2. Have Sex
Hyukjae pressed the code into the door, sighing when it beeped signaling that it was okay for him to open, He was tired and all he wanted to do was sleep, he took off his shoes and shut the door behind him, they had their come back tomorrow so it was important that he get some rest.
Hyukjae walked farther into the pitch black, ‘They must be sleeping,’ He thought as he quietly made his way to his room. He opened the door to see his ‘ Husband’ Donghae sitting on his bed, he personally thought that Donghae was crazy when he actual brought the silver band that rested on his ring finger or around his neck when they have performances and such. “ Hae, what are you doing?” His tone tired as he looked at Donghae. “ I missed you,” The younger male said as he got off the bed walking towards his blond haired ‘Wife’ Hyukjae couldn’t help but smile fondly, “ I missed you too Hae, but I’m tired,” Hyukjae dropped his bag on the floor before shutting his bedroom door, Donghae wrapped his arms around Hyukjae’s thin waist resting his chin on the older males shoulder, “ Hae,” Hyukjae whined, knowing what Donghae wanted as he pressed against Hyukjae’s butt.
Donghae kissed Hyukjae’s neck, nipping at his sensitive spot behind his ear. Hyukjae felt himself shiver, his body already heating up. Donghae turned him around and kissed him, his hands resting on Hyukjae’s butt giving it a nice squeeze. Hyukjae gasped as he wrapped his arms around the younger males neck moaning softly as Donghae sucked on his tongue, Donghae smirked knowing that Hyukjae wouldn’t try to resist him now.
“So much for sleeping,” Hyukjae mumbled as Donghae’s pulled off his shirt.
3. Share Everything
Hyukjae walked out of his room dragging his feet it was one of those rare free days the group had, he had spent most of it catching up on some much needed rest, but woke up when his craving for the delicious pink liquid took over his mind. So Hyukjae walked over to the refrigerator knowing he had one strawberry milk left smiling to himself. He scratched his stomach catching the yawn that escaped with the back of his hand. He opened the fridge his eyebrows knitting together in confusion, “ What the hell?” He mumbled moving the carton of regular milk, but still no strawberry milk, “ Who drank my last strawberry milk?” Hyukjae shouted walking into the living room where Sungmin was curled up against the evil mankae’s side. “ I don’t know try asking your ‘Husband,’ Sungmin said his eye’s flickering towards his best friend then back to the movie that he was watching with Kyuhyun.
“ That stupid fish,” Hyukjae mumbled leaving the dorm and heading for the 12th floor dorm where Donghae was. He knocked on the door waiting patiently for someone to open it, “ Oh, Hey Hyuk,” Leeteuk greeted smiling his trade mark dimple showing when he opened the door, “ Where’s that stupid fish?” Hyukjae asked not bothering to greet the leader back, “Umm, he’s playing a game with Shindong,” Leeteuk moved aside so that Hyukjae could walk in.
Hyukjae walked into the living room to see Donghae grinning as he beat Shindong again at the racing game they were playing, Hyukjae narrowed his eyes at the empty carton of strawberry milk next to him. “Yah, you stupid fish you drank my last strawberry milk,” Hyukjae shouted, standing in front of the T.V, his hands resting on his hips. Donghae frowned, “Huh?” He asked tilting to the side so that he could see past Hyukjae’s skinny frame (which wasn’t that hard, he just knows how It bothers the older male) “ You drank my last strawberry milk: I was saving that asshole,” Hyukjae spat, pissed that he had to repeat himself. “Oh, yeah I drank it,” Donghae said nonchalantly, then shrugged as he moved to the other side along with Shindong so they could see.
“That was mine Lee Donghae,” Hyukjae snapped glaring at his ‘Husband’ “Babe you mean that was ours, like they say what‘s yours is mine and what‘s mine is yours,” Donghae smiled blinking innocently at his ‘Wife’ annoyed expression, “ I can’t stand you,” Hyukjae tried to fight the small smile that threatened to grace his lips, “ Love you too,” Donghae smiled him and Shindong haven already given up on their racing game.
“Yah, get a room you to, and move monkey,” Heechul said, irritated at the fact that Hyukjae was still standing in front of the T.V. which had the DVD player under it.
4. Have Kids (Or in their case love children)
“Please Henry,” Donghae tugged on the mankae’s shirt, “ Sorry Donghae-hyung, but I already have parents and besides, isn’t it a bit odd?” Henry asked, ‘ But then again this is Super Junior,’ He thought to himself as Donghae pouted. Both Henry and Zhou Mi had come from China to stay the week and Donghae decided to give Minho a big brother. Henry sighed, ‘Where’s Mimi when you need him,’ Henry though, “ It will make Eunhyuk happy,” Donghae smiled Henry scratched his head then nodded “Yes”, “Donghae-gege what are you doing to my Mochi?” The tall Chinese man said wrapping his arms around Henry’s waist from behind. “Oh, hey Mi-gege I was just talking to my son,” Donghae chirped grinning, Zhou Mi looked at Henry who turned his head and looked at Zhou Mi before shrugging his shoulders.
“ Come on it’s time to get you guys a sister, Amber should be home,” Donghae said pulling poor Henry out off their dorm and headed to the F(X) dorm, “What have I gotten myself into, “ Henry mumbled to himself looking at his childish ‘Dad’ and shook his head.
5. Have Double Dates
“ Hyukkie come on,” Donghae whined knocking on Hyukjae’s door, “ No, I refuse to come out in this ugly thing!,” Hyukjae shouted back causing his ‘Husband” to pout (though Hyuk couldn’t see it) “Su and Chunnie will be mad if we’re late, besides it was I paid a lot of money to have these made,” The younger male said. The door opened revealing a blushing blonde, “ I hate you Lee Donghae,” Hyukjae hissed.
The car ride to the restaurant was quiet as Hyuk drove, Donghae fiddled with the radio dials, “ Babe it’s not that bad,” Donghae smiled nervously as the older male gaped at him, “ If you don’t want to sleep in your own bed tonight, shut up,” Hyukjae snapped as they pulled into the parking a lot of the restaurant.
They walked into the restaurant Hyukjae walking slower than the excited Donghae in front of him dreading the dinner before it even started. Once they saw Junsu and Yoochun, Donghae grinned, “ Long time no see,” He said to his friends, Yoochun burst out laughing spitting water out in the process, “ Fishy loves Hyukkie,” Yoochun said reading a blushing Hyukjae’s shirt out loud, “ And monkey loves Dongie,” Junsu said reading Donghae’s shirt out loud. The couple shirt Donghae and Hyukjae were wearing even came with a picture of a fish on Hyukjae’s and a picture of a Monkey on Donghae’s shirt, “ I hate you Lee Donghae,” Hyukjae grumbled as he sat across from Junsu who was trying not to laugh but wound up laughing with the other three.
6. Self Control
Donghae was pissed as he glared at the back of Heechul’s head, the older male was hanging all over his ‘Wife’ not caring if the cameras caught him. They were in the waiting room on Music Bank, Leeteuk was talking about something that Donghae wasn’t paying attention to but he was instead watching the way Hyukjae smiled and nod like it was nothing to have Heechul clinging to him.
Before they had started filming Heechul had made his way over to Hyukjae before Donghae had a chance. The camera man had told them to take their places, “Yah, fishy get to the back,” Heechul smirked before turning around leaving a stunned Donghae, ‘That Bitch!’ Donghae’s mind screamed So here he was thanking god for the self control he had to not go over there and punch Heechul in his pretty little face ( The petals would most likely go crazy and want to hunt him down, something he didn’t want) ‘ Just cause his boyfriend’s in China doesn’t mean he, he can hang all over my ‘Wife,’ he thought.
After the show was over Donghae dropped his smile and walked over to Hyukjae who was talking to a member of a girl group, grabbed his wrist walking off with a very irritated blond haired man, “ Hey, Hae what the hell?” Hyukjae tired to pull himself free only to have Donghae tighten his grip. Donghae walked into their empty dressing room slamming the door shut before pushing Hyukjae against it.
“What the fuck was that Lee Hyukjae!?” Donghae spat his eye’s darkening by the minute. “ What was what?” The older male asked innocently, knowing fully well what Donghae was talking about. “ Heechul all over you, I thought we talked about his after Kyuhyun almost killed you for being all touchy with Minnie,” Donghae voice was low making Hyukjae shiver in excitement. “ What happened to the self- control you pride yourself in?” Hyukjae smirked when he heard Donghae growl, “ I used the last of it trying not to punch Heechul-hyung,” Donghae said licking his lips before crushing them in to Hyukjae’s in a not to gentle kiss.
Needless to say Hyukjae learned his lesson……until next time that is.
7.Family Bonding
Hyukjae walked into the 11th dorm, Sungmin right behind him both males laughing, “This is when he was five,” Hyukjae stopped laughing as he stared at the scene in front of him in shock, “Umma, what are you doing here,” He asked, it’s not that he didn’t want hid mom here but as he walked over to the couch were his ‘Husband: was holding a picture. He pulled it out of Donghae’s hands, his face heating up as he stared at his naked five ear old self, “Oh Hae invited me over, we’ve been catching up,” She said smiling at her blond haired son.
“Mrs. Lee let’s go make some tea,” Sungmin said smiling as he stepped form behind his best friends back. “Oh, sure Sungmin honey, you can tell mw how you and Kyuhyun are doing,” Mrs. Lee said smiling fondly at one of her son’s best friends. Sungmin nodded before looking at Hyukjae, “Thank you,” He mouthed, Sungmin nodded his head again before mouthing, “Your welcome,” and walking into the kitchen with Mrs. Lee behind him.
Hyukjae turned his attention back to his smirking ‘Husband’ “You were so tiny, much like you are now,” Hyukjae’s face heated up at Donghae’s words, “you are a pervert, I bet you got hard looking at me naked,” Hyukjae said snapped crossing his arms over his chest and glaring at the younger male. “ Hmmm, maybe I did,” Donghae Mumbled in the older males ear as he wrapped his arms around Hyukjae's waist from behind. Hyukjae gasped when Donghae grinded against hid butt, little Donghae pressed against him. "My mom? You pervert," Hyukjae hissed, his body shuddering when Donghae bite down on his neck, "Then I guess you'll have to be quiet." Donghae’s voice was low and laced with lust. Donghae turned them so that they were facing a way from the kitchen entrance that way Sungmin and Mrs. Lee wouldn’t be able to see anything. Hyukjae let his head fall back against Donghae shoulder, his nails digging into the younger males arm as he felt Donghae’s hand slide into his sweat pants and boxers slowly tugging on Hyukjae's now hard member, Hyukjae’s eyes fluttered shut as arched his back in Donghae’s arms.
"H...Hyuk," Hyukjae’s eyes snapped open his body going stiff in Donghae’s arms, "S....Sora?," The older male looked at his blushing older sister, he felt tears begin to brim in embarrassment, "Opps, I forgot she was In the bathroom....." Donghae muttered in his 'wives' ear. Hyukjae pulled away from Donghae and glared at the younger male before running to his room slamming the door behind him. "Umma, I think it’s time to go," Sora said. She patted Donghae on the shoulder, "Good luck bro-in-law," She said before walking into the kitchen.
P.S trying to give your 'wife' a hand job while family is visiting may not be a good idea, unless your Sungmin and Kyuhyun that is.
8.Know who wears the pants in the marriage
Donghae read fan fiction not all the time but enough to know that his and Eunhae was quite popular. Now Eunhae is a no go because Donghae clearly wears the pants their marriage, "Babe are you listening?” Hyukjae asked looking up at his ‘husband‘, " Hmmm," Donghae hummed, smiling as the dancer snuggled closer into chest, "I said are you excited about the party tomorrow night," Hyukjae asked again as he slide his arm over Donghae's waist, "Why is it Eunhae that’s popular and not Haehyuk?" Donghae asked.
The blonde dancer looked at Donghae is surprise, "Ummm I’m not sure, maybe fans don't think your manly enough," Hyukjae suggested shivering when he heard Donghae growled. Hyukjae pulled away and stood moving so that he was in between Donghae’s open legs, he bite his lip when he caught site of the dark look in his lovers eyes, "I’m manly enough!" Donghae said licking his lips when Hyukjae began swaying his hips to the music in his head. Hyukjae slowly pulled the white tank top off letting it fall to the floor. Donghae licked his lips as he watched Eunhyuk stripped his eyes running over the slim feminine figure in front of him with hungry eyes. Donghae could feel himself began to harder when pulled off his pants, leaving him in his monkey boxers. The younger would have laughed if, he wasn‘t so bent on proving his manliness, "Maybe you should show me just how manly you really are, Oppa,” Hyukjae muttered in Donghae's ear as he straddled the younger boy slowly grinding his hips against Donghae's. Hyukjae moaned as he felt Donghae’s bugle pressing against his ass, "You test me to much Hyukjae," Donghae's stern tone sent shivers down Eunhyuk's spine, "Then maybe you should put me in my place, Oppa" Hyukjae licked the shell of Donghae's ear before nibbling on it.
"Gladly," Donghae growls out standing up his hands holding the back of Hyukjae’s creamy pale thighs, "I love when you get mad," Hyukjae moaned out as he was carried to his room, "I love it when you get slutty," Donghae said kicking the door shut behind him.
"YAY! Donghae change that ugly shirt now or I’m not taking you!" Hyukjae said leaning against the door frame, "But the kids will be upset if we don't wear them," Donghae pouted as he turned to his 'wife' "I'm sure Minho and Amber won't mind besides I threw my couple shirt away," Eunhyuk rolled his eyes as he walked away, Donghae changed his shirt.
P.S. Donghae's was quite pissed that all the tops, names are first example being Hanchul, Kyumin, and Kangteuk, but Donghae knows who wears the pants in their marriage.
9. Fight
"If you glare any harder you may burn a hole through Jessica's head," Sungmin said taking a sip of his drink, "Please, like you don't feel that way when you see Kyuhyun and Seohyun hanging out or whatever, " Sungmin pouted at the thought of that Seohyun doing that duet with his Kyu."Maybe you should have kept that couple shirt after all," Sungmin said as he and Hyukjae watched Donghae and Jessica grinded against each other. Hyukjae played with the silver band on his finger ( he deiced to wear his ring tonight and not on his necklace) "Oppa!" Sunny squealed pulling on Sungmin, "Let's dance," She said giggling as Sungmin got up and followed.
Hyukjae had been excited about the party that Lee Soo Man was throwing for Super Junior and the rest of SM family. But as he watched his ‘Husband’ dance with Jessica he wasn’t so excited anymore. The dancer pulled his gaze away from Donghae, looking at Sungmin who now had his back pressed against the mankae's chest. Kyuhyun smirked as Sungmin placed his hands on Kyuhyun’s arms, Sungmin’s head tossed back (this was one of those times that Kyumin couple got away with giving each other hand jobs) Hyukjae shook his head, "To bad we're not that good, "Donghae said taking a sip of his beer, "Yeah right last time you almost gave my sister a heart attack," Hyukjae glared at him, "Yeah that’s true, and it took you all night to stop crying, and they say I’m the cry baby, "Donghae teased the frowning dancer, "Go dance with Jessica, I'm going home," Hyukjae spat causing Donghae to frown, "But you were excited about this last night," Donghae said, a smirk tugged at his lips remembering last nights events, "Yeah well I’m not anymore,” Hyukjae got up and began walking away. Donghae caught his arm, " Let-me-go!" Hyukjae shouted pulling his arm away from a stunned Donghae, "Don't bother coming to my room tonight or tomorrow night either," Hyukjae said storming out of the night club.
10. Love them
Hyukjae tossed and turned it was 3:30 in the morning Donghae didn't ever bother to come say sorry, "But then again I did tell him not to come But Donghae never listens to me, " Hyukjae playing with the cold silver band on his ring finger, sighing again he closed his eye's. Donghae quietly opened the door to see Hyukjae laying there, he smiled as he walked farther into the room quietly shutting the door behind him, "Get out," Hyukjae said his voice shaky but Donghae just climbed into bed, laying behind the older male and wrapping his arms around him, "I'm sorry Hyukkie," Donghae said kissing Hyukjae’s neck, "H...Hae!" Hyukjae gasped as his ‘husband’ bit down on his neck.
Hyukjae turned into Donghae's arms, "Your my husband, "Eunhyuk said childishly, Donghae chuckled, "and your my wife," Donghae said entwining their hands their silver bands shining in the moon light. Donghae kissed Hyukjae‘s nose causing the older male to scrunch up his face, "I love you Lee Donghae," Hyukjae said shyly, "I love you too Lee Hyukjae, "Donghae kissed him softly. That night Donghae made love to his 'wife'.
"That's the last time I let you charm your way into my bed Donghae," Hyukjae grumbled to himself as he limped out of his room. Donghae looked up at his ‘wife’ smiling, " Morning babe," he smiled around the cartoon of Strawberry milk, "YAY! LEE DONGHAE THAT‘S THE LAST ONE!!" Hyukjae stomped his foot, "Babe remember what’s mine is yours and what’s ours is mine," The younger male said standing up, he walked over to the pouting man, he handed Hyukjae the half empty cartoon, "Then remember I don't like sharing what’s mine and this is mine, " Eunhyuk said in Donghae's ear before grabbing his cock through his loose sweat pants giving it a gentle squeeze, "Hmmm that it is, " Donghae smirked before grabbing Hyukjae’s butt, "Hey you two! take that back in Hyukjae’s room, I see enough of Kyuhyun and Sungmin, "Yesung grumbled taking the cartoon of strawberry milk out of Hyukjae’s hand, he took a sip and put it back in the pouting dancers hand.
"Like you and Wookie aren't loud, "Sungmin said walking into the kitchen in Kyuhyun’s star craft shirt and a pair of pink boxers. Sungmin walked over to Hyukjae and took a sip of the strawberry milk that Hyukjae was holding, "Oh please, Sungmin you moan like a whore," Yesung said rolling his eyes fondly, "That’s not nice, "Sungmin pouted not bothering to deny it.
The End
"That’s is Donghae's guide to a success marriage if you follow these steps then your marriage will be a great and successful marriage! " Kangin read out loud, "Is Leeteuk trying to tell me something?" He scratched his head then grabbed the note that was attached to the package.
Dear Raccoon,
If you're reading this then you know that even our idiot of a fish knows the rules to marriage, so your sorry ass better have a ring for Umma when you return from the military cause I’m tired of his nagging.
Princess Chullie