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✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books. (I cant read.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Only when I want to see)
× I love to play video games. (A little Mario Kart here and there can be entertaining.)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (I think I say more curse words than non-curse words.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Over the past TWO years, I would say Ive changed completely, but not so much from last year to this year.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Only when I want to play sports, but for the most part, I enjoy rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (lol, I wonder why...)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (liposuction here I come!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (More than anything!)
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (Maybe I talk alot, but I wouldnt say I talk quickly.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anyone?)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (When I dressed up as Alex from A Clockwork Orange I had to wear fake eyelashes on one eye.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (little things, nothing major)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (HATE IT!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Definitely not obsessed like I used to be, but I still update like once a month)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (w00t)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I think I have around 75, there is no way Im going to count them all)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because you can go get wasted somewhere!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (LIBERTARIAN!!)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Yeah, I wear Crocs)
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Unemployed kicks ass)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (no wai!)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (who cant?)
× I can't whistle. (I whistle like a little birdy)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (both, my parents have 3 of the smelly, dumb fuckers)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Considering that is only 1 journal, its not that difficult to keep.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I have no idea, no one has ever told me that though)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (or not with dinner, and by a nice glass this meme means an entire bottle)
✓ I'm an artist. (Poets are artists!)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I didnt even see that little rule!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (lol Im not Melissa (ouch, jk))
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Well anyone who has cried during a fucking game is a loser, but ive been known to tear up in a select few movies)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I hope this does not make me gay.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I suppose there are some who might say that about me.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Europe 0wnz)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (sucks)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Hey! Holy Shit! Im so happy they asked me this!)
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (No wai! If I hear a pin drop, Im awake)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Wiki!!!)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I will never forget)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I cant sleep IF there is music on.)
✓ I dislike milk. (Milk is mostly cow pus people, stop drinking it!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Oh I get them, I just dont think most of them are funny)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (with the exception being the rare occasions I snack on a piece of Juicy Fruit orignal)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Ive spent at least 15 minutes looking for my car in the mall parking lot after work more than a dozen times)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (God, I hate you elementary and middle school!)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (sometimes...)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I like being close-minded)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I actually enjoy singing slow music more)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (fuck coffee)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
× I own lots of books. (I cant read.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Only when I want to see)
× I love to play video games. (A little Mario Kart here and there can be entertaining.)
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes. (I think I say more curse words than non-curse words.)
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Over the past TWO years, I would say Ive changed completely, but not so much from last year to this year.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (Only when I want to play sports, but for the most part, I enjoy rain.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (lol, I wonder why...)
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (liposuction here I come!)
✓ I need/want money right now. (More than anything!)
✓ I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (Maybe I talk alot, but I wouldnt say I talk quickly.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anyone?)
× I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (When I dressed up as Alex from A Clockwork Orange I had to wear fake eyelashes on one eye.)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look.
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (little things, nothing major)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (HATE IT!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Definitely not obsessed like I used to be, but I still update like once a month)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (w00t)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I think I have around 75, there is no way Im going to count them all)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (I think Halloween is awesome because you can go get wasted somewhere!)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (LIBERTARIAN!!)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (Yeah, I wear Crocs)
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Unemployed kicks ass)
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (no wai!)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (who cant?)
× I can't whistle. (I whistle like a little birdy)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (both, my parents have 3 of the smelly, dumb fuckers)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Considering that is only 1 journal, its not that difficult to keep.)
× I talk in my sleep. (I have no idea, no one has ever told me that though)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (or not with dinner, and by a nice glass this meme means an entire bottle)
✓ I'm an artist. (Poets are artists!)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I didnt even see that little rule!)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (lol Im not Melissa (ouch, jk))
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Well anyone who has cried during a fucking game is a loser, but ive been known to tear up in a select few movies)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (I hope this does not make me gay.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
✓ I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (I suppose there are some who might say that about me.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (Europe 0wnz)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (sucks)
✓ I am a Libertarian. (Hey! Holy Shit! Im so happy they asked me this!)
× I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (No wai! If I hear a pin drop, Im awake)
× I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Wiki!!!)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (I will never forget)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (I cant sleep IF there is music on.)
✓ I dislike milk. (Milk is mostly cow pus people, stop drinking it!)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
✓ Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (Oh I get them, I just dont think most of them are funny)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (with the exception being the rare occasions I snack on a piece of Juicy Fruit orignal)
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. (Ive spent at least 15 minutes looking for my car in the mall parking lot after work more than a dozen times)
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (God, I hate you elementary and middle school!)
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (sometimes...)
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (I like being close-minded)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (what?)
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (I actually enjoy singing slow music more)
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (fuck coffee)