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Okaaaay, ha ha, very funny, joke's over. Where's Dawn? Why did I wake up in an apartment that is clearly not the same one I went to sleep in? I swear I came back to the right one after I went to the club earlier, didn't I?
Crap. Crap. Crap. What if somebody slipped something in my drink? That happens, right? Innocent girl abroad, some skeezy Italian guy gives her a roofie and --
Wait. Why am I only wearing boxers? And...oh, my god...
HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP IN THE BODY OF ONE OF MY EX-BOYFRIENDS?!?!?!?!?
Crap. Crap. Crap. What if somebody slipped something in my drink? That happens, right? Innocent girl abroad, some skeezy Italian guy gives her a roofie and --
Wait. Why am I only wearing boxers? And...oh, my god...
HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP IN THE BODY OF ONE OF MY EX-BOYFRIENDS?!?!?!?!?