Bank Jokes.
* I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
* When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather.
* What do you call the new girl at the bank? The Nutella!
* What do you call a man with a head full of change? Headquarters.
* How did the Banker die? He Cashed Out
* Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank!
* Why is a river rich? Because it has two banks.
* Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
* What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!
* Why did the duck go to the bank? Because he wanted to get a new bill.
* What do fish use for money? Sand dollars!
* Did you hear about the Gold Digger? She enjoys long romantic walks to the Bank of America.
* Where does a fish keep his money? In the River Bank!
* Why did the bank teller leave her job? She lost interest.
* Why did the idiot over draw his checking account? Because he had no cents.
* Why did banks want to return all the government bailout money ASAP? Because they were upset at all the hidden fees!
* Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away? He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn't catch him!
* Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
* If money dosn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
* Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, make him CEO of Goldman Sachs and he can rob the world.
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
* England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
* Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* What did the one penny, say to the other penny? Money jokes are priceless, At least that's my two cents on it.
* I was going to make a joke about Bank Of America, but I lost interest. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
* When does it rain money? When there is "change" in the weather.
* What do you call the new girl at the bank? The Nutella!
* What do you call a man with a head full of change? Headquarters.
* How did the Banker die? He Cashed Out
* Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank!
* Why is a river rich? Because it has two banks.
* Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
* What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A Loan shark!
* Why did the duck go to the bank? Because he wanted to get a new bill.
* What do fish use for money? Sand dollars!
* Did you hear about the Gold Digger? She enjoys long romantic walks to the Bank of America.
* Where does a fish keep his money? In the River Bank!
* Why did the bank teller leave her job? She lost interest.
* Why did the idiot over draw his checking account? Because he had no cents.
* Why did banks want to return all the government bailout money ASAP? Because they were upset at all the hidden fees!
* Why did the bank robber in a Pittsburgh Steelers jacket get away? He was surrounded by people in Arizona Cardinals jackets who couldn't catch him!
* Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
* If money dosn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
* Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, make him CEO of Goldman Sachs and he can rob the world.
* Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
* England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
* Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
* What did the one penny, say to the other penny? Money jokes are priceless, At least that's my two cents on it.
* I was going to make a joke about Bank Of America, but I lost interest. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/banktellerjokes.html