The Accountant's Jokes.
The accountant reads the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she speaks up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?" The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." The Doctor replied "Have you tried counting sheep?" The accountant stated "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."