Funny Sayings.
It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them - acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
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Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became worse.If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
Read more funny jokes: https://short-funny.com/funny-sayings.php#ixzz5ZluYbSPr