Rejecting Pick Up Lines .
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing !
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
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Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u.
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Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
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Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
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Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
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Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
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Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
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