Of all the things I've foolishly unleashed upon the world unlocked, this... still isn't the most embarrassing one.
Fandom: Naruto and Eyeshield 21
Disclaimer: I own neither.
Pairing: Orochimaru/Rui
Warnings: None, really.
"See, mine is clearly longer," Orochimaru said and pointed at his tongue, which was currently rolled out in front of him on the floor.
Rui would have replied something, but as his own tongue was currently also rolled out on the floor, he couldn't. He had no idea how Orochimaru spoke. Some sort of Ninja Ventriloquism no Jutsu, no doubt.
Rui pulled at his tongue experimentally. It wouldn't come out any further. Damn.
"Will you admit defeat now?"
Defeat was a bitter word, Rui had learned. So he did what seemed to be the only other option. He attempted to slap Orochimaru with his tongue.
He missed, of course.
Orochimaru smirked. "Spirited, aren't you?" he said and pushed Rui against a wall.
Things went to somewhere Rui had not expected at all after that.