Oct 30, 2004 14:43
The period which revolves around 24th/25th/26th of december commonly known by your average retard as "Xmas" no longer exists as far as im concerned.
Why? i hear you cry, you are scrooge? NO!
a) Im not christian, nor are most of you, so stop celebrating someone elses religious festival
b) Even if it does have to be comercialised, save it till december! This is october, yet still xmas lights have found there way up, xmas decorations have found there way hanging around shops bars and clubs, xmas music is on tv, and adverts for xmas are on.
Basicaly, if any of you mention it, im going to set you on fire, and laff at you while you burn, splitting my sides with hilarious laughter while your skin burns to a crisp, your organs fry a nice healthy black colour, and your bones turn to ash, you have been warned!
Cunts.