haven't done one of these in a while - survey!
Survizzle
1. Your real name: Olga de Camargo Djakov
2. What friends call you: besides Olga... Olgie or Olgs
3. What your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you: Princess
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: Any of the names my parents were going to give me besides Olga... like Samantha, Natasha, Tatiana, Larissa, etc.... they also thought about calling me Ludmila, ew.
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: Probably something like Eunice or Maude.
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: I actually did have a turtle once, its name was Snappy. I think another option was Turtelinni.
b. goose: Captain Oats
c. pirate: everyone and their mom lists "jack sparrow"... geesh. i can't even think of anything else.
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Untitled
8. What would you name your kids?: at this point, my top 2 are Siyennah Marina, and Nathaniel Michael
9. What would you name a ship you built?: probably something like "Boatie"
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: "... In Crooked Lines"
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: unfortunately.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: don't think so.
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: that i didn't know about? maybe, cause i don't know about it.
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: lol no
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nay.
16. Nearly drowned?: Oh man, at Sesame Place in 2nd grade, i went down one of the slides that didn't require a tube, and the pool on the other end was deeper than i was tall, and i didn't know (and still don't know quite) how to swim, and i managed to make it to a fence before drowning
17. Passed out?: more like fainted, a few times.
18. Had a crush on somebody: hahahahahaha.
19. Been stuck in the rain?: I'm in England. Pleez.
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yes... most recently the goose that lives behind my dorm whose wife is hatchin up some eggs in the nearby tree likes to chase anyone exiting the building.
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: hells no.
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: dude, does that really happen?
25. Made a wish that came true?: yes :)
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... I was in a classroom and realized i was pregnant, went into the bathroom and encountered my friend who seemed non-chalant about the whole thing, then had a class where everyone was treated with candy for hating the class and i who liked the class got one lollipop, until this big leather clad guy on a motorcycle drove in and beat up my teacher and gave me the whole bag of candy and his motorcycle, so i drove off only to encounter the guy who got me pregnant being eaten by a bear along the side of the student center, so i yelled out to him "that's what you get for getting me pregnant, bitch!"
27. I'm only racist towards...no one.
28. I don't even know why I'm... doing this right now instead of, i don't know, making dinner.
30. Nothing sucks more than having to.... leave the one you love.
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy... a frapuccino at starbucks and a chocolate bar. because with the exchange rate, that's all $6 (approx £3.25) would get me.
32. It's hot. I should take off my... clothes.
34. You can't eat steak without...A1
35. You better shut up before I... bust a cap in your ass.
What would you do if...
37. A dirty old guy at the airport flirts with you?: be polite, brief, and try to get away. (it's happened before)
38. Somebody was about to steal your car?: threaten them with that big ol letter opener knife thing i carry in my pocketbook
39. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: scream and scream and flutter about and run to the shower and hose them all off and then huddle in a corner in the fetal position traumatized
42. You had three wishes?: That my family would never need to worry about money again, that I make a career in music, and that Dan and I would be a family and have kids and live happily ever after...... and if i had 4 wishes, world peace would be thrown in there.
43. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal - cigarettes, legal - gay marriage and adoption
44. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables? "uh, let me ask my dad where they are..."
45. You had a time machine?: oooh, i'd wanna go back to like really hot Babylon or Mesopotamia or Egypt or something.
46. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?: A late nite style talk show! where i meet and talk to noteable people i like and then there's musical performances. I don't know if i'd host necessarily cause i'm rather shy, but i'd do a "paul schaffer/max weinberg" type sidekick and ultimately be the producer.
Would you rather....
47. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: I don't know, i feel like we're much closer to finding a good cure for cancer and that treatments are much more advanced for cancer than for aids, so i'd take care of the aids and hope cancer continues coming along? such a tough question. both suck.
48. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: flying, as long as it didn't require a lot of physical energy like running. if it did require as much energy as running or something, i'd definitely teleport.
49. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: i already have the power to remember most of my dreams pretty vividly, but i'd love it if i were actually able to video record them or something. they're wacky! i don't want to know the future. it would take away from my experiences in the present.
50. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: i guess really skinny....
51. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest
52. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
53. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: hip hop!
54. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: February 29th! Because people would then always celebrate it on the 28th if it was a non-leap year, and you'd have that whole "oh, i'm only 5 years old now!" or whatever. Birthday on Christmas sucks, bc then people cheat you out of presents!
55. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Afghanistan
56. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution
57. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: hang glide
58. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: pirate! nothin like swash buckling and drinkin rum and wenches!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
59. Courage: Strength
60. Driver: i miss driving!
61. Yoga: Indian Music
62. Bakery: Cannolis!!
63. Roach: Raid spray
64. Mushroom: Super Mario
65. Sprung: Baby Got Back
66. Exotic: dancer
67. Pythagorean: theorem
Miscellaneous
68. What is your definition of love?: a feeling of connectedness and care with a willingness to dedicate one's whole self to someone or something
69. List 3 words to identifying a person you are currently interested in: genuine, geeky, and beautiful
70. Who or what is your worst enemy?: the jamster crazy frog
71. Who is the last person you kicked?: my boyfriend, bc we like to pretend spar, bc he does kung fu.
72. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: knight! bc first off i get to ride a horse, and second i can be all like ohhhh i'm goin this way, wait! i'm changin directions! gotcha!
73. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your last name: I know a couple Dans, a few Daves, and a Dana, Dayna, and Dawn.
74. What is one romantic thing that someone has done for you?: besides travelling 2.5 hours to see me on the weekends, I also remember more the little things, like when i forgot my ring at his house and when i saw him he had been wearing it on his chain....
What's Your opinion?
75. "Girls are nothing but drama.": not all of us, but yeah.
76. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": only idiots miss out on all the cultural, social, political commentary going on in the simpsons!
77. "KFC is way better than McDonalds": FUCK no! I refuse to eat at KFC. The way they treat their animals is revolting.
78. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": who the hell says that? there's plenty wrong with stealing.
79. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": again, what is this? alcohol as solving problems is as effective as hitting yourself over the head with a brick to solve your problems. next.
80. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon.": chances are you'll only learn the skills and knowledge necessary to be a brain surgeon in a university. next.
81. "Music is stupid.": you're stupid.
82. "Your car sucks.": you suck.