magic 8 ball...itunes style
My future as told by itunes
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. No cheating!
How am I feeling today?:
killer queen (queen) - homocide alert!
Will I get Far in life?:
Ferry cross the mersey (gerry and the pacemakers) - i guess i'll get as far as the mersey, at least
How do my friends see me?:
bathtime in clerkenwell ((the real) tuesday weld) - peeping toms!
Where will I get Married?:
A most peculiar man (simon and garfunkel) - i guess i'm marrying a most peculiar man
What is my best friend's theme song?:
you're so damn hot (ok go) - well, they all are
What is the story of my life?:
$ & Liars (Hello nurse) - this is uplifting
What is/was highschool like?:
Brain Damage (pink floyd) - this also
How can I get ahead in life?:
trains boats and planes (billy j kramer) - i guess by means of transportation. very straightforward, itunes. i appreciate that.
What is the best thing about me?:
dance little lady (noel coward) - my dance moves are impeccable
How is tomorrow going to be?:
endless vacation (the ramones) -yes!! i wish!
What is in store for this weekend?:
falling in love again (marlene dietrich) -victoria, now i have high expectations...
What song describes my parents?:
master of the house (les miserables) - hahahahahaha I LOVE SHUFFLE
What song describes my grandparents?:
do you remember (jack johnson)
How is my life going?:
living on a prayer (bon jovi) - i guess this means i'm [oooh] halfway there, [oooh] living on a prayer
What song will they play at my funeral?:
fried neckbones and some homefries (santana) - this is terrible! i bet steffani bangel will be the first to take a bite out of my corpse. goddamn jeffersonians.
How does the world see me?:
don't stand so close to me (the police) - the world evidently thinks i have bad breath
Will I have a happy life?:
i was born (a unicorn) (the unicorns) - :(. unicorns always have sad lives. bicorns are where its at.
What do my friends really think of me?:
girl (the beatles) - get in the kitchen woman
Do people secretly lust after me?:
Red light (the strokes) - yes, when i get to my job in the red light district!
How can I make myself happy?:
one love (bob marley) - no more polygamy! -_-
What should I do with my life?:
make your own kind of music (the mamas and the papas) - it will sound TERRIBLE. almost like junior orchestra
Will I ever have children?:
in ghana (rocky dawuni) - my children will be AFRICANUS (stephanie chan!)
What is some good advice for me?:
the night before (the beatles) - morning after pill is always the way to go
How will i be remembered?:
your wildest dreams (the moody blues) - i will be even better
What is my current theme song?:
double decker supreme (gravy train) - its alwyas about food, isnt it? I LOVE TO EAT SO MUCH.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
between the devil and the deep blue sea (ella fitzgerald) - they think i am teetering over the edge
What type of men/women do you like?:
thieves like us (new order) - KLEPTOS ARE SEXAY
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
4. No cheating!
How am I feeling today?:
killer queen (queen) - homocide alert!
Will I get Far in life?:
Ferry cross the mersey (gerry and the pacemakers) - i guess i'll get as far as the mersey, at least
How do my friends see me?:
bathtime in clerkenwell ((the real) tuesday weld) - peeping toms!
Where will I get Married?:
A most peculiar man (simon and garfunkel) - i guess i'm marrying a most peculiar man
What is my best friend's theme song?:
you're so damn hot (ok go) - well, they all are
What is the story of my life?:
$ & Liars (Hello nurse) - this is uplifting
What is/was highschool like?:
Brain Damage (pink floyd) - this also
How can I get ahead in life?:
trains boats and planes (billy j kramer) - i guess by means of transportation. very straightforward, itunes. i appreciate that.
What is the best thing about me?:
dance little lady (noel coward) - my dance moves are impeccable
How is tomorrow going to be?:
endless vacation (the ramones) -yes!! i wish!
What is in store for this weekend?:
falling in love again (marlene dietrich) -victoria, now i have high expectations...
What song describes my parents?:
master of the house (les miserables) - hahahahahaha I LOVE SHUFFLE
What song describes my grandparents?:
do you remember (jack johnson)
How is my life going?:
living on a prayer (bon jovi) - i guess this means i'm [oooh] halfway there, [oooh] living on a prayer
What song will they play at my funeral?:
fried neckbones and some homefries (santana) - this is terrible! i bet steffani bangel will be the first to take a bite out of my corpse. goddamn jeffersonians.
How does the world see me?:
don't stand so close to me (the police) - the world evidently thinks i have bad breath
Will I have a happy life?:
i was born (a unicorn) (the unicorns) - :(. unicorns always have sad lives. bicorns are where its at.
What do my friends really think of me?:
girl (the beatles) - get in the kitchen woman
Do people secretly lust after me?:
Red light (the strokes) - yes, when i get to my job in the red light district!
How can I make myself happy?:
one love (bob marley) - no more polygamy! -_-
What should I do with my life?:
make your own kind of music (the mamas and the papas) - it will sound TERRIBLE. almost like junior orchestra
Will I ever have children?:
in ghana (rocky dawuni) - my children will be AFRICANUS (stephanie chan!)
What is some good advice for me?:
the night before (the beatles) - morning after pill is always the way to go
How will i be remembered?:
your wildest dreams (the moody blues) - i will be even better
What is my current theme song?:
double decker supreme (gravy train) - its alwyas about food, isnt it? I LOVE TO EAT SO MUCH.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
between the devil and the deep blue sea (ella fitzgerald) - they think i am teetering over the edge
What type of men/women do you like?:
thieves like us (new order) - KLEPTOS ARE SEXAY