So my dad's a little weird sometimes.
This is an e-mail he sent me this weekend. FYI we both have Inspiron 600m computers (mine is A because it came first):
Dear 600mA,
What a day! RJS had me downloading data starting at sunrise. He hurt my coat
taking me through bullrushes (what ever the heck they are) and juniper
thickets. I was soaking up data like a kid left alone with jelly beans and
chocolate bunnies. RJS started his flow test, and my data feast continued.
RJS in his infinite wisdom noted to the Game and Fish thug who was assisting
him that "I wonder if the rocks coming from the well will effect the flow
meter?" The well responded by immediated barfing-up a fist sized rock which
promptly seized-up the flow meter. To his credit RJS didn't panic - he knew
I was on a roll. When he finally got done messsing around, we finished the
test. I thought that it would be a short evening at the motel for a
cleansing data dump - but no! Once again RJS took me back through the
thickets to download yet more data but this time there were snakes!, and
muskrats!, and KINGFISHERS! All in all it was a nice warm day - temperatures
in the seventies - unfortunately so was the wind speed. RJS had me strapped
down with bungee cords. Good thing we 600m's are tough and can take the
dust. I think I should have joined the Marines.
600mA - be appreciative of your kind owner and be thankful that she is not a
geologist.
Electronically yours and Happy Easter,
600mB
Dear 600mA,
What a day! RJS had me downloading data starting at sunrise. He hurt my coat
taking me through bullrushes (what ever the heck they are) and juniper
thickets. I was soaking up data like a kid left alone with jelly beans and
chocolate bunnies. RJS started his flow test, and my data feast continued.
RJS in his infinite wisdom noted to the Game and Fish thug who was assisting
him that "I wonder if the rocks coming from the well will effect the flow
meter?" The well responded by immediated barfing-up a fist sized rock which
promptly seized-up the flow meter. To his credit RJS didn't panic - he knew
I was on a roll. When he finally got done messsing around, we finished the
test. I thought that it would be a short evening at the motel for a
cleansing data dump - but no! Once again RJS took me back through the
thickets to download yet more data but this time there were snakes!, and
muskrats!, and KINGFISHERS! All in all it was a nice warm day - temperatures
in the seventies - unfortunately so was the wind speed. RJS had me strapped
down with bungee cords. Good thing we 600m's are tough and can take the
dust. I think I should have joined the Marines.
600mA - be appreciative of your kind owner and be thankful that she is not a
geologist.
Electronically yours and Happy Easter,
600mB