Uh...?

[olettepwnsj00]

I have some interesting news. Um... I don't know how to tell you this but...

I'm pregnant....

Um... Bakura, I need to speak with you about this.

Comments

[torn_lavender]

That's such bullshit...

[[ooc: <3 ^^;]]

[olettepwnsj00]

It's the truth!

[[ooc: :D ♥!]]

[torn_lavender]

There's no way in hell that's the truth.

Despite the fact that you wouldn't know sex from a hole in the wall, I know for a fact that Bakura hasn't fucked you, and he never will.

[olettepwnsj00]

How can you be so sure? You weren't present when it happened.

[torn_lavender]

*sigh* How did it feel, Olette? Was he gentle?

[olettepwnsj00]

It... hurted. It was my first time.

[[ooc: *Shot*]]

[torn_lavender]

Aw, he "hurted" you? That's so terrible. If you remember that much, then you remember more. Well?

[[ooc: Oh, Lord... *gigglefit*]]

[olettepwnsj00]

Well, he... why do you want to know?

[torn_lavender]

Because, I'll know if you're telling the truth.

[olettepwnsj00]

Well, he made the first move... and told me I looked damn sexy when I'm drunk.

[torn_lavender]

*rolls eyes* And?

[olettepwnsj00]

He threw me on the couch... climbed on top of me, and removed my pants, as well as his own.

...

[torn_lavender]

*laughs* And how many horrible romance novels have you read in your life, my dear Olette? You're awful at this sort of thing.

[olettepwnsj00]

Then how would he do it?

[torn_lavender]

You're really not old enough to know the most intimate details of my life, dear.

But I have to say, he does it much better. <3

[olettepwnsj00]

You... Bakura... and you?