May 07, 2009 13:23
I just read on CNN that a representative from virginia is suggestying a bill that would ban Erectile Disfunction (ED) adds from airing between 6AM and 10PM. Effectivly regulating them to the same broadcast catagory as phone sex line comercials. The reason he cited was that "people" don't want there kids watching these commercials and asking what erectile disfunction is.
To this I have a response directed at the child bearing public,
"SUCK IT UP AND TALK TO YOU GOD DAMN KIDS" its erectile disfunction, caused by lower blood presure to the penis (call it male genetalia if you still giggle at the word after you clearly went about either sticking it in or having it stuck in its feminine counterpart) brought on mainly by age. There arn't even complaints that the commercials are too suggestive, its not like they have some aging swinger on there talking about his little blue pill that lets him spread the good word all over town (the word is legs), they dont have a 2 men holding hands and talking about splitting a pill for some extra stamina, they have old fasioned tonge and cheek vanilla maried folks. But mommy and daddy may have to explain some basic biology to a curious pre-teen/teen, THE HORROR.
Gods, there should be a test and a license to reproduce. And now the test must include a basic indicies of lazyness in addition to better than monkey intelligence.