Love is not what you're thinking of.

[oleolson]

Today is evacuation day for all excess mucus in my body. I'm done with wheezing, even if I do succeed in busting a blood vessel. The inspiration for my resolve? I blew my nose this morning and something akin to primordial ooze shot out. We're done, mucus and I

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[pegeen]

yes, yesterday i explained to a friend the proper use of the common me/i conundrum. it shocks me that people are so fucking retarded.

...has "fucking retarded" become a cliche?

[oleolson]

I think that phrase has some color left to it still.

[pegeen]

okay, good.

[maegdaeien]

wrong, honey. wrong.

[drugsbybutters]

Beautiful, simply beautiful! Best reply I have read in a while!

[oleolson]

You're going to go to hell when you die. (as sung to the tune of the Conan O'Brien song)

[pegeen]

yeah, but i'll go to hell knowing it was a good ride. i regret nothing!