Comments | oleanderknife: boldness and boundlessness.

I think most of my 'shame' is rooted in 'theater people think even less of reality TV than they do of pornography'. Maybe that's not shame. Who knows!

penelopewaiting January 16 2010, 09:51:38 UTC

Maybe shame is a many splendoured thing and we're really missing out.

...yeah, no, probably not.

oleanderknife January 16 2010, 10:00:40 UTC

Shame keeps a girl down. Entre nous, but I think the men kind of like it, not that that's really the main priority. More like icing.

Also: late lunch, since the appointment concludes at 1:30? I'll take you to Markt's, my treat. It's one of my favorite places in New York.

penelopewaiting January 16 2010, 10:31:57 UTC

Men are like that.

Far be it from me to turn you down! It sounds good. I can't even remember the last time I was in New York.

oleanderknife January 16 2010, 10:43:50 UTC

I don't go often! More often now that I live nearby.

I don't know how much you want to do afterward--there's a veritable plethora of places in Chelsea and the MP district we could hit up without having to spend too much time in the January cold.

penelopewaiting January 16 2010, 10:49:58 UTC

I am 100x more likely to stay home and make pies or something than eat out, but that's because I don't have to wear pants at home.

You should feel completely free to show me around, I'm bringing the Russian's credit card with me. He said 'nothing that has to be shipped to LA and you cannot have a small country' but that leaves so, so much elbow-room that I wish I had like, fifteen elbows.

oleanderknife January 16 2010, 10:52:59 UTC

Yeah, I've tried 'not wearing pants' in public, but I think they only let you do that if you're Lady Gaga.

Technically you could bring home a pony, with those specifics. If you rode it back. (I'll assemble a hit list and we can see what we get to.)

penelopewaiting January 16 2010, 10:55:51 UTC

Yeah, Balki got arrested the last time he tried that. I think he was drunk at the time, though.

I keep telling him he needs to do something about his loopholes, but does he listen? (Fantastic.)

oleanderknife January 16 2010, 10:58:15 UTC

They don't accept drunkenness or 'we're shooting a movie'. Unfortunately.

Well, he can't say you never warned him.

penelopewaiting January 16 2010, 11:11:29 UTC

What assholes. One day I'm going to throw a party and the requirement will be that no one wears pants. ...Invitation only.

I know, right? (That's him there.)

oleanderknife January 16 2010, 11:38:40 UTC

Those are called 'underwear parties,' I think! People get pretty creative.

He is very cute. I like the glasses.

penelopewaiting January 16 2010, 11:40:57 UTC

Well, I was thinking a party where everybody gets dressed and then they remove their pants before they come, so you're just wandering around sans-pants but, you know, dressed. Aside from the pants thing. Underwear parties I love, though, because ... who doesn't?

They're actually not his (eyesight is a big deal for pilots), but he did look ridiculous cute with them.

oleanderknife January 16 2010, 11:55:15 UTC

I haven't been to one since college! I have a theory they'll be less popular in graduate school, but who knows.

Oh, they're vanity glasses.

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