Well, Julian, you can call me Hasi. Did you find me through my old work (unlikely, but I have to ask, sometimes it does happen) or are you just entertaining yourself with the internet tonight?
Once I realized I'd played Spider Solitaire 4057 times already it occurred to me that maybe there were other things I could do with my laptop: so, you were stumbled upon. I have no idea who you are, but you won't believe this, we have exactly the same taste in all three beverage categories.
Ahhh. I used to be an actress is all, albeit a minor one. (Well, I still am, but theater nowadays.)
Clearly if we were at a Denny's we could raze the hell out of that place. But not the fourth category--do you make your own sweet tea, too, or is my Southernness showing again?
Have you been in anything with explosions? I don't watch things that don't have fires in them.
I prefer my tea hot. It's a thing. And then I read the leaves at the bottom, which is a great tea party trick. (Note: the last tea party I attended was thrown by an eight-year-old, and we drank Coke. You can see how I was not amused.)
That kind of actress, huh? As a completely unrespectable person I do watch that kind of film, but I don't exactly follow careers, if you know what I mean.
Hey! First of all, girls mature faster than boys, and secondly she's extremely smart for her age. And she threatened me. What was I supposed to do?
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Clearly if we were at a Denny's we could raze the hell out of that place. But not the fourth category--do you make your own sweet tea, too, or is my Southernness showing again?
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I prefer my tea hot. It's a thing. And then I read the leaves at the bottom, which is a great tea party trick. (Note: the last tea party I attended was thrown by an eight-year-old, and we drank Coke. You can see how I was not amused.)
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Sir, that kind of sounds like you got punked by an eight-year-old.
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Hey! First of all, girls mature faster than boys, and secondly she's extremely smart for her age. And she threatened me. What was I supposed to do?
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Mmhmmm. What exactly did she threaten you with?
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A gun. Did I mention she was a well-armed eight-year-old?
(Look, I made something.)
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Well, I guess when your only options are coke poorly masquerading as tea or bullet wounds...
(I am so there.)
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I also took the bullets, I won't lie to you.
(Thank God, my narcissism was going to turn me into a human black hole.)
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