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campjesus December 18 2009, 20:31:13 UTC
people dont understand about the clothes.

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oleanderknife December 18 2009, 20:32:39 UTC
I've noticed that. Henry can/could tell whether I'm going to see a client or not by what I'm wearing, honestly--it's subtle but the clothes are a big part of the role.

And expensive to keep up with, frankly.

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campjesus December 18 2009, 20:35:28 UTC
and you can only ever wear them like once or twice per client because they notice if you keep wearing the same thing over and over.

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oleanderknife December 18 2009, 20:41:22 UTC
Especially the ones who want you to be rich for some reason, right? This: why I have such a huge closet.

But it'll be big even after I get rid of some of this stuff, anyway. Some of it I like, but some of it has about as much value as the schoolgirl skirts and fake leather from when I was doing videos.

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campjesus December 18 2009, 20:46:40 UTC
i guess the idea being they think they get their moneys worth if you look rich enough to know what you are doing? but then they're like, "I DONT WANT A PRO!" so, like, pick one, buddy.

hahaha. although clearly there is room in anyone's closet for a latex nurse outfit.

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oleanderknife December 18 2009, 23:13:55 UTC
I suppose it adds to the fantasy level--the cultured girl. (Also: they mean 'don't treat me like a john,' I guess, but...sometimes that's their own projecting.)

...brb asking Henry to see the look on his face

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campjesus December 19 2009, 00:20:16 UTC
(if only 'dont treat me like a john' meant 'take my money but dont actually bang me...')

the best is if you go on to use it for excruciatingly realistic, mundane hospital roleplay. (i did this with a john once actually. idk he was funny, he was in my phone under "making fuck berserker!!".)

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oleanderknife December 19 2009, 19:33:27 UTC
(...that sounds like a Richard Gere in the making to me, though. Did he sleep with her in that movie? I forget, I've never watched the entire thing.)

I feel like maybe I'm missing a reference there, but that sounds amazing. Jello cups and everything?

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campjesus December 20 2009, 02:46:22 UTC
(yeah, she blows him first, then they fuck basically all the time. which makes it even more fucked up, doesn't it? marrying a client is so effed.)

and a cardboard iv tube. i like it when they're funny and not, you know. huge anal-retentive dicks.

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oleanderknife December 20 2009, 15:00:15 UTC
Yeah, I know girls who have done that, but the power imbalance seems a tiny bit skewed? You'd have to be okay with the professional mixing into the personal, and that's always a risky proposition. I don't know, I suppose everything that has been said about the moral of the movie goes here.

Oh yes. "How did you know I can't stand X miscellaneous thing I never told you about? Grr argh manzilla stomp around hotel room."

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campjesus December 20 2009, 21:07:38 UTC
yeah, considering he likely ~fell in love~ with you when you were being paid to like him and listen to his problems and screw him.

i am lucky enough to have the power to read people's mind through their penis so i always start my seshes off with a nice blowjob, mind-meld with him, and then perfectly cater to him without him having to tell me anything about his preferences!!! brb putting this on my website

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oleanderknife December 20 2009, 22:50:02 UTC
The healthiest of all jumping-off points for romance!

Do that, and then calculate how many people understand the joke and how many think you are totally serious. Somehow.

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