everything in its place.

[oleanderknife]

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[beingtwofold]

I promise I haven't been looking for things. Not too hard, anyway. Huan is terrible about that, though.

[oleanderknife]

I think you two are in cahoots. But it's okay, you'll never find them, I am the best at hiding things.

Hey, do you mind if we get a beehive this summer?

[beingtwofold]

I would never. And I am shocked and dismayed by these accusations.

I can't imagine why we would want to encourage stinging insects, exactly, but if you'd like one, go ahead.

[oleanderknife]

Now I just have to see if you've hidden mine anywhere around here...

Well...they don't require a lot of maintenance, and we could put it on the edge of the property--it's just that I found out honeybees are dying from one of the people I talked to at Ithaca College, and if more people keep them, they have a better luck of not dying out before 2025.

[beingtwofold]

Look as much as you like, you won't find it.

The ecological ramifications of this aside, you are the only person I know who would ever become emphatically invested in saving honeybees.

[oleanderknife]

I could cheat. Although that might get me into trouble.

Am I? I'm pretty fond of them! If I put juice in my hands in the summer they come and lap it right out, and they don't sting at all if you're calm.

[beingtwofold]

It would absolutely get you into trouble. Christmas is less than two weeks away, I know you can be patient.

I'll leave it to you, then. And yes, I do think being fond of bees is pretty rare, but so are you.

[oleanderknife]

I will be. Promise.

Well, thank you for not minding--both of those. We have enough space so they shouldn't bother us. (Or Huan.)