Chatty Cathy Chatroom

Nov 25, 2008 15:17

Josh Ewe: I have 100 1955 Barbie Dolls still in their original boxes

Josh Ewe: They even have the little original dildos with them

TByrnes943: Nobody wants you here

TByrnes943: Get out

Josh Ewe: I want me here

Millfarm1: adios Josh.

TByrnes943: This is for Chatty Cathy....not for jerks

Josh Ewe: The original Dildos are with the dolls, that is quite rare

TByrnes943: So leave

Shelbe: josh is now on ignor

Josh Ewe: One has a vibrator, but I don't think it's original

Shelbe: tim so not respond to him

TByrnes943: You will be reported

KEgan50803: he has been toses

Josh Ewe: Toses ?? Like I have five Toses ?? This little piggy
went to market

TByrnes943: The AOL Geshtapo will find you

Josh Ewe: I have reported T Byrnes for rudeness - He will surely be Toses

KEgan50803: you have been reported Josh

Millfarm1: This is our room - You have no right to be here

Josh Ewe: Show me the receipt you got when you bought this room

Josh Ewe: Anyone here ever graduate from High School ?? Your spelling is
atrocious

TByrnes943: if you have come to talk Chatty, that is fine

TByrnes943: If you have not....goodbye

Josh Ewe: I once Boinked a girl named Cathy, and then she chatted about
it to everyone

Josh Ewe: I came here because I am a Doll Collector

Shelbe: he is gone and now forgotten

TByrnes943: prove it

KEgan50803: I already copied and sent it to toses

Millfarm1: but Josh, we are not Barbie collectors.

TByrnes943: your comments are irrelevant to the venue you are in

Josh Ewe: Your comments are irrelevant, immaterial and irreverent

Josh Ewe: I reported everyone here for rudeness and poor spelling - I
sent the reports directly to Toses

TByrnes943: If you have Barbies, please go to the Barbie chat

Millfarm1: yes, the Barbie folks might be interested.

TByrnes943: did you report yourself for lewd and inappropriate comments?

Josh Ewe: I reported T Byrnes for stupidity - He has a record as long as
your arm for inanity

Shelbe: aol is on the way

Josh Ewe: So is John Wayne and the Posse I mean

Shelbe: they just emailed me

KEgan50803: great Shel

Josh Ewe: Right, Shelbe Cobra - You are as full of crap as a young Robin

Josh Ewe: I will wait until they arrive

TByrnes943: What else have you repoted? That you are an illiterite nobuddy?

Josh Ewe: Stupidity is a TOS offense, TByrne, I'm surprised you are still
here

Josh Ewe: You are a real Jerk, T Byrnes, a genuine Nudnik

Josh Ewe: I have a Chatty Cathy with the vibrator in the little
carrying case

Josh Ewe: The vibrator doesn't seem original though, it says
Made in Taiwan

TByrnes943: you are riding a thin line, mister

Josh Ewe: You are riding a Cotton Pony, Sister

Josh Ewe: Mine is the Detroit Model, it says Hey, Mutha when you pull the
string

TByrnes943: LOL

Millfarm1: LOL

Josh Ewe: You are a bunch of real Nebbishes, as we say in Yiddish

Shelbe: I am jewish too, so spell it right

Josh Ewe: I did spell it right old Gonif

Josh Ewe: A couple Koch Leffels and a real Shvantz here tonight

Shelbe: I am not balck

Josh Ewe: balck ?

Josh Ewe: I said Shvantzes not Shvartzas

Shelbe: you are a disgrace to your faith

TByrnes943: You do realize that you are being monitored for multiple
violations of the TOS, Josh?

Josh Ewe: Do you realize you're being monitored for Multiple Orgasms ?

Shelbe: your parents would be hart borken to see

Josh Ewe: Hart Borken???

TByrnes943: Your account can be terminated at will for these violations, Josh

TByrnes943: I suggest that you leave now....while you still can

Josh Ewe: T Byrnes - You don't frighten me, Take your intimidation act
elsewhere

TByrnes943: Im merly ponting out that you are in violatian of the Toses
and that you should caese

Josh Ewe: Ok, you win - I'll have a Caesar Salad, hold the Gefilte Fish

Shelbe: Where whould we hold them ?

Josh Ewe: Hold them between your legs and no one will be the wiser

Millfarm1: are you quite finished yet??

Josh Ewe: quite finished yet is redundant, and Redundancies get
reported to " Toses "

TByrnes943: This chat is being loged....you will be reported

Josh Ewe: Quiet, you Shmendrik

Josh Ewe: You people are a pathetic joke

TByrnes943: You should leafe now because you are in violatian of Toses

Josh Ewe: T Byrnes - You are a walking TOS violation, or should I
say " Toses Violatian "

TByrnes943: You are being loged

Josh Ewe: Log THIS you stupid Bozo

Josh Ewe: The four of you TOGETHER have an IQ of about 200

Josh Ewe: Did any of you ever graduate from Grade School ?

Shelbe: pretendint to be interested in his life

Josh Ewe: pretendint ?

Shelbe: he need threapy not his Barbies

Josh Ewe: threapy ?

Josh Ewe: You people can't spell a lick

Millfarm1: geez,you must affecting the way I spell!

Shelbe: I have a masters degree

TByrnes943: And Im a Professor

Josh Ewe: You should all be arrested for impersonating people

Josh Ewe: I hope you are ESL people because you butcher the English language

Josh Ewe: Masters in Manure, Shelbe ?

Shelbe: a dildo ain't a word

Josh Ewe: Look it up in the dictionary, you two-bit Bozo

Josh Ewe: Why don't you jerks get a private room ?

TByrnes943: This is a private room, Josh

Millfarm1: This is a private room, we made it.

TByrnes943: For Chatty Cathy collectors

TByrnes943: We formed it 5 years ago

Josh Ewe: This isn't a private room or I wouldn't be here

TByrnes943: This is a private room

Josh Ewe: Not very private, is it ? If you can't keep me out, how
do you call it Private ?

Millfarm1: could be a 12 yr old, up late you know.

Josh Ewe: You people watch Oprah, buy from HSN and have your hair up in
rollers

Josh Ewe: You are all on a lower middle class downward spiral

Millfarm1: are you familiar with the lower middle class spiral Josh?

Josh Ewe: You people are trailer trash, pure and simple

Josh Ewe: Paula Jones wannabees

KEgan50803: Hemmorhoids are a pain in the ass

Josh Ewe: Learn how to spell, Egan, the word is Hemorrhoids

TByrnes943: We were using this room for what it is intended for until you
entered, Josh

Josh Ewe: You people represent the worst of America, the trailer trash and
slackers

Josh Ewe: You are a lower class version of Monica Lewinsky

KEgan50803: he knows how to spell!!!

Josh Ewe: You people represent everything that is cheap and tawdry

Josh Ewe: You are too low class even for Jerry Springer

Millfarm1: if you collected Chatty Cathy, you would know this.

Josh Ewe: Shelbe - You are a Goyisha Kup if I ever saw one

Josh Ewe: I am going to leave you Shvantzes to your own devices and go
seek a Shayna Maydala

Shelbe: check his profile - too cute!!!

Josh Ewe: Bye, Creeps
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