Philadelphia Adventures Part I
Last night at 3 am I was pissing before I went to bed and midstream I noticed the biggest cockroach ever sitting on top of my fire sprinkler. We had an epic battle. I eventually got the better of him with my vacuum cleaner. Philadelphia you're a dirty bitch.
p.s. Today as I was walking to get a hearing for my 4 parking tickets and I saw that black guy from Survivor taking a picture of a blow up palm tree by City Hall. Glad to see his 15 minutes are over. (Don't misconstrue me calling him the black guy from Survivor. I'm not racist, I have both Kanye cds.)
p.s. Today as I was walking to get a hearing for my 4 parking tickets and I saw that black guy from Survivor taking a picture of a blow up palm tree by City Hall. Glad to see his 15 minutes are over. (Don't misconstrue me calling him the black guy from Survivor. I'm not racist, I have both Kanye cds.)