WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I died from suicide: I would go to yer wake. » I said I liked you: I'd fart on yer shirt. » I kissed you: been there, done that. » I lived next door to you: We would go out on my boat all the time. » I started smoking: that's yer choice. » I stole something: hooray for you, you just got something for free...and free is always good. » I was hospitalized: that would suck a lot. » I ran away from home: I'd offer to hang out » I got into a fight and you weren't there: I'd ask about it.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: » Personality: yer the awesomest! » Eyes: pretty » Face: cuteness » Hair: it's like a vag, always better shaved. » Clothes: stylish. » Mannerisms: um...? » Family: yer mom is adorable.
WOULD YOU: » Be my friend?: yup » Have sex with me? been there, done that. » Lie to make me feel better?: no way. » Spread rumors about me?: nopers. » Keep a secret if I told you one?: hell yeah. » Loan me some cash?: probably » Hold my hand?: of course » Take a bullet for me?: probably » Keep in touch?: love to » Try and solve my problems?: uh huh » Date me?: nah » Love me?: ...as a bestest friend
» I died from suicide: I would go to yer wake.
» I said I liked you: I'd fart on yer shirt.
» I kissed you: been there, done that.
» I lived next door to you: We would go out on my boat all the time.
» I started smoking: that's yer choice.
» I stole something: hooray for you, you just got something for free...and free is always good.
» I was hospitalized: that would suck a lot.
» I ran away from home: I'd offer to hang out
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: I'd ask about it.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality: yer the awesomest!
» Eyes: pretty
» Face: cuteness
» Hair: it's like a vag, always better shaved.
» Clothes: stylish.
» Mannerisms: um...?
» Family: yer mom is adorable.
WOULD YOU:
» Be my friend?: yup
» Have sex with me? been there, done that.
» Lie to make me feel better?: no way.
» Spread rumors about me?: nopers.
» Keep a secret if I told you one?: hell yeah.
» Loan me some cash?: probably
» Hold my hand?: of course
» Take a bullet for me?: probably
» Keep in touch?: love to
» Try and solve my problems?: uh huh
» Date me?: nah
» Love me?: ...as a bestest friend
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