reaching out to embrace the random

[oldshitsandwich]

this weekend was pretty good. friday i started my internship. that night me and jerry went over andy's to join andy and shannon in a viewing of lost in translation. we made lots of funny phone calls to people and jerry rapped some. saturday night me andy jerry joe and mae hung out and visited greggory "mountain forrest" staggerwolf (the local homeless man) we tried giving him some taco bell but he didn't want it because he hates taco bell. who said beggers can't be choosey? sunday we saw the trachtenburg family slideshow players at the toms river library. the little girl was sick so it was just the dad. it was still fun and they had a slide of gene's titties and it made some old lady leave...funny stuff. shannon's phone rang during the set and the dad made a joke about it. i'm going to try to get them on comcast's newmakers or eye on ocean county. after that we got some pizza and then mae and i went to seaside where i proceeded to own her at cruisin' extreme and fall down the coin castle stairs. then we went to the crystal diner to meet up with joe and lisa. i almost peed my pants when i saw lisa. it's been far too long. that my friends is one of the good ones. it was like a weird ihop reunion because greggers was there working and he grew terrible sideburns. theres a guy on the fox reality show average joe that has side burns very similar to that and i couldn't help but make fun of him a lot for it. he's a hell of a guy but he made a terrible choice in facial hair. my throat hurts and so does the rest of my body from falling down the stairs. time for bed.

love
matthew david tucker