oh jesus
I don't know what the hell happened to me last nite. I have never been so puzzled by my own behavior. I went to some party, i'm sure i was super creepy to people. I remember bugging the shit out of some girl by informing her she was the best dancer at the party. While dancing i was banging my butt against some other girl and calling it "butt battling", she couldn't stop laughing, thank god she was just as retard. I was dj for a while and played one song on repeat. I found cans of soup in my bag that i kinda remember stealing. To top it all over while i was passing out on the floor the gay dude asked me, "so are we gonna fuck?"